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Here Captain, at a far away port I purchased some nice scented soaps from a stall that went by the name 'Ye old Lush' *hands you the soaps*
“These are... actually rather nice.” Finally. Someone actually made this soap stuff more appealing.
*several woman walk up to the captain naked. . . They proceed to tackle him and bathe him with many scented soaps*
“This? This I’ll allow.”
He surrenders. This time.
"You don't have to buy this soap. Have a /special/ delivery." (itslordnow)
“‘Dear... Cuttles... no... thank you. Shove it up your... postbox. Sincerely... Captain Jack Sparrow.’ There, take that letter back to his royal shortship.”
@itslordnow
He finally has it. The ultimate revenge.
Salazar ghostwalks into the captain's cabin of the Black Pearl and sets about drinking all the rum. For each barrel he finishes, he replaces that barrel with a bar of soap.
“!!! WHERE IS ALL THE RUM? GIBBS! I WANT EVERYONE WALKING THE GUNWALES RIGHT THIS MINUTE! DON’T GIVE ME THAT ‘BUT WE’RE ALL PIRATES’ PIFFLE. ON THE RAILS, NOW!!!”
Just steal some soap from Beckett ittl be the good stuff and u know he'll hate the fact u stole his soap which is a win win really
“His soap is the last soap I want to smell again.”
I bet beckett used to watch you bathe from a lil peephole in the wall👀 ...at the start of your association at least
“His housekeeper was cheeky enough.”
SEA WATER DOES NOT REPLACE SOAP
“I don’t have to buy seawater.”
Soon may the wellerman come to bring us soap and tea and rum
“That’s not how that goes and you know it.”
