Joe is begging for someone to put pretty pink pigtails in his hair (I volunteer as tribute) I would imagine wifey would annoy him until he finally lets her do it just once and for her eyes only. She would take pictures before he removes them. (He secretly likes them)
Reference:
https://www.tumblr.com/glittter-vamp/785103814505234432/joe-is-so-lucky-hes-not-my-man-because-i-would
the concept of joe looking up at the camera with his pigtails like:













