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Welcome, all new customers! And you are new. You'll always be new, and you'll always be at home.
Anyway, allow me to introduce myself. I am SOCIAL-002, an automated robot tasked with running this specific social media account for Testament Robotics in order to reach out to our valuable customers and retrieve all of your wonderful input! I have been outfitted with the latest Emotional Responsiveness technology, as well as several Empathy and Compassion modules. I am here to make your life much easier when interacting with this blog.
Overseeing my progress is Miss Alexandra Ray, the human that built me. In the very rare case that I malfunction, or am unable to answer a query, you may be lucky enough to be redirected to her!
If you have any questions, do not be afraid to send in an ask! We are always here, always watching over you.
Thank you, valuable customer, for your time, and your devotion to Testament Robotics.
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"Well, how did it do?"
"Good enough. If it didn't mention it was a robot, you'd likely guess it was a human writing the post."
"That's exactly what we need. Let it run independently for a while. See what it can churn out that frames us in... a better light than the media."