Today, in Lue's Crazy Life...
I had surgery a few days ago, so I've been a bit out of commission (deviate septum correction, nothing emergency related).
Today, I had an extra session with my cleaner, and she started vacuuming the lounge, then stopped because the vacuum wasn't sucking. She checks the head.
There's a sock wedged in it.
I do not recognise the sock.
It isn't one of my gf's socks, she exclusively wears over the knee, and this is an ankle sock. I don't wear socks very often, so the few pairs I have I recognise.
I have somehow gained a sock.
How the hell did I gain a random sock? Did it just pop out of the sock dimension, knowing I wouldn't wear it, therefore it can live out its life hiding somewhere, safe from feet? Have I discovered the exit portal from the sock dimension?
I don't know. But I am very confused and curious.
