Dec 10, 2016
Can someone please come and put away my laundry for me? I just don't wanna. The sock mountain is going to smother me. #puttingawaylaundryistheworst #sockmountain #pizzapjs (at Orillia, Ontario)
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Can someone please come and put away my laundry for me? I just don't wanna. The sock mountain is going to smother me. #puttingawaylaundryistheworst #sockmountain #pizzapjs (at Orillia, Ontario)
A man walks into his doctor's office and asks for GRS. "Oh," his doctor says, "so you're a trans woman?" "No," the man says, "I've just always wanted to cross my legs."
Leg Crossing Conspiracy
"The second Jurassic Park was the best one!"
yep that will DEFINITELY get my attention tbh if you want to get my attention all you have to do is say jurassic park somewhere in the sentence and ill turn around bc i need to make sure nobody is talkin shit
You go with your mom to the grocery store and realize you don't know exactly what it is you need. Listcourse.
You want to have a meal with multiple food phases but you keep arguing about phase one: Firstcourse
Hi, I'm a lazy cis person who would like you, a lowly transgender, to do my research for me so I can do no work but still feel educated. Thanxxxxx
Google it? Why would I do that when I have a transgengle search engine
Your first crush, your least favorite professor, Vladimir Putin
fuck my least favorite professor why not you know
marry my first crush
kill vlad
19 & 35
u got it nat!
19. the relationship between you and the last person you texted: WILD STORY. In February i got a text from a number i didnt recognize and it was just a picture of jack white and written next the the picture were the words “jack white” in all caps and so i didnt recognize the number so i just forgot about it. Today i was looking through my phone and saw the picture and once and for all i wanted to put that mystery to rest, so today (4 months later) i text them back asking who they were. It was my mom’s cousin. So i guess the relationship between me and the last person i texted was my mom’s cousin.
35. favorite type of fruit pie? shit tbh im going to go with apple esp. cinnamon apple! second would be blackberry.
sockmountain
IM LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT THE FUCKING JOJO VIDEO WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
we are all in the jjba fandom whether we’ve watched it or not