Dec 21, 2017
Straight up. ✋🏽 #soeffingsingle
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Straight up. ✋🏽 #soeffingsingle
According to my @spotify Holiday Playlist “It’s the most wonderful time of the year”❄️, and I mean it kind of is?? Family and friends gather around to exchange hand hugs and eggnog-induced stories and eat amazing, artery clogging food. The little kids run around screaming because they’re on an unsupervised sugar high. It’s kind of cute. But when you’re single you can’t help but feel like SOMETHING is missing, you know? We start craving the feeling of having someone special (yes, mom you’re special, don’t make this about you ✋🏽) to share it with. It’s kind of fun to shop for an impossible boyfriend, to wear matching Ugly Christmas sweaters and have someone to drag to family parties and kick under the table when your Uncle says something effed up. *Note: This does not by any means justify you texting your ex. DON’T DO IT!* So how do we combat the holiday blues? My advice is this: pour yourself a glass (or 10) of champagne, update your @bumble bio and start focusing on your NYE outfit instead. Deflection baby! We’ve got this! 🥂 #soeffingsingle 📸 @ktmerry
Tag your single besties and tell them why they’re a catch! 💄💗 #WCW #soeffingsingle
Seriously, can you guys get it together? You’re making us look bad. 🥔 #soeffingsingle
I’m not trying to burst your pretty little bubble, but you proooobably aren’t the only one getting “Good Morning Beautiful” texts. No, you shouldn’t kill yourself, stop being dramatic 🙄, but you SHOULD check yourself before you wreck yourself. You know that annoying saying ‘You shouldn’t put all of your eggs in one basket?’ It’s not science or anything, but I’m pretty sure they were talking about guys. So do yourself a solid and date like one. 😉 Love you guys! XO, B 💗 #soeffingsingle
I love all 300+ of you! 💗 Tag your single besties and let’s make this process fun TOGETHER! Dating doesn’t have to totally suck. XO, B #soeffingsingle @theleague @bumble @hinge @tinder @okcupid @plentyoffish_official @match @eharmony @jdate_com @jswipe @realchristianmingle
But until then...throw your hair in a bun and get shit done you business bombshells and hard working mama’s! Only 5 more hours and you can switch to wine, you’ve got this! 🏆 #soeffingsingle @shopkonfetti
God I 🍕 Sunday’s. #soeffingsingle