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[gideonthefirst]

reverse unpopular opinion priory. the unbroken. ummmm game of thrones tv

priory cover is orange as fuck. huge w. also i vaguely remember finding the first ~300 pages or so pretty compelling and well-paced

the unbroken is an insane ask i know maybe the least about it of any of your woke sapphic sff. YOU didn't even read the sequel. i think it's good that it seems to be a reasonable length 👍

gamey thrones tv I LIKE JOFFREY! every time there's joffrey i go this is awesome thank god for joffrey. and now MARGAERY is there when joffrey's there too which is obviously huge even if i think her costumes suck. also i like when varys and littlefinger and formerly gay renly have cuntoffs in the throne room. well he's still gay but he's not having cuntoffs in the thrones room anymore. due to being dead. and i newly like the unsullied yayyyyyyy jacob andrews yay insane fantasy conditioning sorry i know it's mkultra propaganda but i'm always compelled by it.

[spiribia]

baru spring awakening style?

sorry i do not know it..

[staggeringsmite]

21 and 33 for the dm asks :]

21. answered here!

33. If you can, post your favorite comment/note/line from your game prep or gm notes made during a session

aslkjglkf there are so many here are a few i have compiled from various sessions

image id: a collage of notes including, "Thalia guilt dream", "Piper's Gods can't die moment", "it's Time Loop Time Baby" in large swirly and bold font, "Things to do: Arson", a bullet point that says "Who knows really?", and finally "Please I beg of you split the party:" /end id

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[silkchiffon]

hi!! this is SO cute 🥺

isn't it? 🧡

come by the fire weathered and faded the sun is filling up the room gave you my love do me a favor

send me a “hi” and i will put my music on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs, and give it to you as a poem.

[marsjoram]

oooo top 5 dnd spells? 🥺👀

oh?? v fun question but also disclaimer i actually haven’t done a ton of spellcasting which is why these choices are Like That kjhgkjg

5. Aganazzar's Scorcher - i had this as condelura and i don’t even remember if i ever used it (i had fireball, so,) but the name was fun enough for me to take it

4. Ceremony - i know it’s for clerics but being able to make homemade holy water is just funny to me. and while i do have mixed feelings on how weddings can only give the ac benefit the first time people get married, magical weddings still sound very sweet. oh to be physically safer by being in love :,>

3. Misty Step - it completely saved sully’s ass that one time so i am very grateful for it and also it’s just cool in general!!! i think i only used it that one time but it’s nice to have it in his pocket. it sucks that it’s only for the spellcaster though 😔😔

2. Pass Without Trace - useful as shit. i thank it every day

1. Enthrall - i’ve never even seen this used but POV you are evil and i am incessantly talking to you about a hyperfixation unprompted and because of this you fail to see my buddy running up behind you about to swing a styrofoam bat 

[highchalowwis]

top 5 spells? 👀

1. MISTY STEP sexy spell. oh to disappear and reappear in misty. v useful and also good for Shenanigans. thunderstep also gets first place but i haven’t ever personally used it so it’s fine.

2. absorb elements. if this was only reaction spells this would be the TOP i love it it’s SO sexy. you can’t Touch me Fool. Get Wrecked. (you can touch me but half as much as you Would’ve so. there.)

3. counterspell. i am nothing if not basic and counterspell is sexy as HELL. the power move of it all.... (cas interlude: she’s already the hottest person in skara 20 cha rights and as soon as she gets counterspell i think people will just have to die)

4. cone of cold. mr icicle rights i GUESS i just think it’s SO neat and there’s not enough cold based spells in 5e proper. just make em eat snow. also if you die ur an icicle get over it bitch.

5. mass cure wounds.... listen. it’s about getting Everyone some health baby! no one is going to die.

honorable mention interlude: find the path gets honorable mention i like finding things and it’s the ranger energy of it all. you Know your way around here.

second honorable mention because chaos bolt i just think is fun and i like to cause problems and i’m Going to powergame it by using empowered spell to get a different damage type if i don’t like the one i’m using

third honorable mention shield it is not one of my favorites but reaction spells simply Fuck what can i say

fourth honorable mention pass without trace if you ever worked you’d be better but whenever i have you up i roll a nat 1 so what’s the point.

fifth honorable mention wristpocket has a funny name :]

favorite cantrip HOW DID I FORGET VICIOUS MOCKERY it’s a cantrip and i adore it and i am going to kill frug fibblestib.

[rabdoidal]

hey!! sorry to bug you, but I was wondering who you would recommend the magnus achieves for? I’ve been thinking about starting it, but I’m really a huge horror fan, but the plot and characters seem really interesting from what I’ve seen here

yeah! if you love horror and dont mind some big angst its definitely worth the listen!