#soimochi

[csaszarnehangyak]

@soimochi

      Being a private investigator requires a fair bit of knowledge about the legal system as well, yes?

[bughammer]

@soimochi eliminated the bugs on that starter call!

No, you can’t have this! You don’t know how to handle it!

[terrorofbrooklyn-blog]

@soimochi​ liked for a starter ( accepting )

It’s been a busier night than usual. Over the past four hours, Scott’s stopped a woman from being mugged on the subway, a taxi driver from being assaulted by a drunk customer, an armed robbery at a deli, and a couple of kids playing with fireworks.

Hearing the staccato clatter of gunfire from three or four blocks away, he’s expecting a drive-by or something of the like until he realizes that the sound isn’t dying out; rather, it’s getting louder the closer he gets. A sustained, rhythmic thudding. Automatic weapons, well above the grade of anything any gangbanger around here ought to be packing.

He takes a running leap from the rooftop of a tenement building overlooking the street where the noise is emanating from, and barely has a second to think oh, terrific- costumes- before landing smack-dab in the middle of a group of weirdos in masks. He can’t place the uniforms, but he figures since there’s about twelve of them versus one girl in a purple leotard, it’s a safe bet she’s the superhero here. That was generally how these things went, right?

{ Knock it off, assholes, } he rumbles, grabbing two of the masked gunmen by the neck and smashing them together like a couple of oversized cymbals. { People are trying to sleep. } Then, to the girl- { You alright, miss? }