Me: OK brain, we're heading into mid-day and things could go either way. We've gotten a decent amount done, but we can't afford to slack now. Are you with me?
Brain: I'm with you! Well, get me a cup of tea and I'll be with you! Oh, and some lunch. Also lunch please.
Me: OK, we have tea and food now. I've even got my productivity playlist ready to go, let's do this!
Brain: Alright!
Me: Yeah!
Brain: YEAH!
Me: Great, first, we need to--
Brain: Wait!
Me: ...what?
Brain: Aren't you just a liiiiitle bit curious what will come up if you search for "history of the poop emoji" right now?
Me: :angry poop emoji:













