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GM of Life: Ok, you consume the caffeine. Roll for physical reaction to stimulants.
Me: *shakeshakeroll* Yesss!
GM: Now roll for emotional reaction to stimulants.
Me: *shakeshakeroll* Ooooh...
Me: OK brain, we're heading into mid-day and things could go either way. We've gotten a decent amount done, but we can't afford to slack now. Are you with me?
Brain: I'm with you! Well, get me a cup of tea and I'll be with you! Oh, and some lunch. Also lunch please.
Me: OK, we have tea and food now. I've even got my productivity playlist ready to go, let's do this!
Brain: Alright!
Me: Yeah!
Brain: YEAH!
Me: Great, first, we need to--
Brain: Wait!
Me: ...what?
Brain: Aren't you just a liiiiitle bit curious what will come up if you search for "history of the poop emoji" right now?
Me: :angry poop emoji:
Working on a training module about DNS has led to me purchasing the domain zomgbbq.wtf (yes, that's a real TLD). I stand by my responsible grown-up life choices.
Also I kinda want to open up a really weird food truck now.
Hi! I know this is a medieval blog but I was wondering if there are any blogs/sources you suggest for finding modern European history (1800ish- present). I have a professor that constantly uses the "there just isn't any POC history during this time" we're suppose to write an essay about a European woman in modern history and the choices are all white women. I know she's wrong, I just need some help. I looked through your 1800s tags &FAQ & so if youve answered this already I'm sorry i missed it!
(in relation to the ask I just sent, I donāt just assume youāre gonna do my research for me. Iāve been doing my own but Iām just kinda stuck and I also really value your opinion because this blog is so damn cool and honestly life changing. I genuinely think it is one of the most important sources available to anyone, particularly students. I was just curious if you have a favorite modern Euro WOC that is researched enough to write a 10p biography paper on is basically what my ask is getting at)
First of all, Iām happy to help! And thanks for the compliments. 1800-present isnāt really my wheelhouse, but here are a few suggestions:
Edmonia Lewis (1844-1907) was born in New York, but in 1865 she moved to Rome, where she spent most of her career. She gained international renown as a sculptor, so much so that in 1877 Ulysses S. Grant commissioned her to sculpt a bust of him.
Lady Sarah Forbes Bonetta Davies (1843-1880) was Queen Victoriaās Goddaughter
Suffragette Sophia Duleep Singh (1876-1948)Ā
Sophia also belonged to the Womenās Tax Resistance League, whose slogan was āNo Vote, No Taxā. Her refusal to pay taxes led to her prosecution several times, and some of her valuable possessions, such as a diamond ring, pearl necklace and gold bangle were impounded. In addition to her Suffragette activity, during World War I she organised collections for Indian soldiers fighting on the Western Front. She also donated money towards the Lascar Club in the East End of London.
Hereās some more about Asian British Suffragettes
Thereās William Brown and the other WoC sailors of the British Navy, c.1800-1900:
The most impressive naval career of all the female sailors is that of William Brown, a black woman who spent at least twelve years on British warships, much of this time in the extremely demanding role of captain of the foretop. A good description of her appeared in Londonās Annual Register in September 1815: āShe is a smart, well-formed figure, about five feet four inches in height, possessed of considerable strength and great activity; her features are rather handsome for a black, and she appears to be about twenty-six years of age.ā The article also noted that āin her manner she exhibits all the traits of a British tar and takes her grog with her late messmates with the greatest gaiety.ā
Hereās a little more about William Brown.
^ This is Miss LaLa, a circus performer who was painted by Edgar Degas in 1879. Thereās a lot written about her, and it might be an interesting perspective to do research around.
Mary Jane Seacole (1805 -1881) was a Jamaican-born woman of Scottish and Creole descent who set up a āBritish Hotelā behind the lines during the Crimean War, which she described as āa mess-table and comfortable quarters for sick and convalescent officers. She was posthumously awarded the Jamaican Order of Merit in 1991. In 2004 she was voted the greatest black Briton.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/seacole_mary.shtml
The Smith Sisters (Annette pictured above) 1860-1960: Elizabeth, Hannah, Emma, Adelaide and Annette (Nettie) Smith.Ā They were the daughters of Ā the half English and half Fante civil servant William Smith Jnr. Their mother was heiress Anne Spilsbury Smith who hailed from a wealthy Freetown family (Sierra Leone).
Amongst their Ā friends were Queen Victoriaās African Goddaughter Ā Victoria Davies and her family friend Samuel Coleridge Taylor. Together with the Smith Sisters they were frequent visitors to theatres and concerts in Edwardian London, where the Smith sisters returned. The music for some of those concerts was composed by Samuel Coleridge Taylor himself.
I have been approached by members of my own community who have said they want our own period drama on the Smith sisters and, yes, one of them did live in a stately home as she was taken under the wings of a German aristocratās wife.
Fanny Eaton, a Victorian artistās model and muse of the Pre-Rapaelites. When I first posted about her, less was known about her life, but I updated the post with some more recent research.
Thereās Savitri Devi Chowdhary:
Having worked as a high school teacher in her native Punjab, Savitri Chowdhary arrived in Britain in 1932 after a four- or five-year separation from her husband, Dr Dharm Sheel Chowdhary, who had come to Britain for postgraduate medical studies and recently begun work at a practice in the small Essex town of Laindon. On arrival, she found her husband had, to a large extent, adapted to English life and encouraged her to do the same. Shedding her saris for dresses and cutting her hair short, Chowdhary sought to fulfil the role of a doctorās wife in an English town and to immerse herself in community life.
However, she also remained in touch with her Indian self, wearing saris for evening engagements, cooking curry at home, and socializing with the middle-class Indian community in London. Not only did she and her husband help establish early British Hindu organizations such as the Hindu Association of Europe and the Hindu Centre, but Savitry Chowdhary, on the encouragement of an English friend, Miss Cresswell, also became involved with the India League, attending ā and occasionally speaking at ā political meetings in London.
In the early 1950s Savitri Chowdhary published one of the earliest Indian cookery books with Andre Deutsch, subsequently giving talks on Indian cooking and even making television appearances to demonstrate her skills.
Cornelia Sorabji was the first woman to study law at Oxford University in 1889.
She fought a long battle to sit the law exam alongside her male colleagues, a first victory for opening up the profession to women and equality in higher education. Sorabji was prevented from practicing as a lawyer until the ban on women in the legal profession was lifted in 1919. She returned to India in 1894 to work as a legal adviser. She retired in Britain in the 1930s, working as a writer and broadcaster. She was critical of the Indian independence movement. She died in her home in Finsbury Park in 1954.
JOSEPHINE BAKER!!!!! A lot of people know she was an entertainer, but did you also know she was a frigging French war hero?
Prior to the surrender of France to the Germans in 1940, Baker was made an āhonorary correspondentā by a French official. Baker gathered information on German troops from various embassy and ministry personnel at parties. Baker passed the intel on to the French government. Her femme fatale persona allowed her access to confidential military information.Baker housed French Resistance friends at her Southern France castle and procured travel visas. She traveled throughout neutral Europe and South America collecting information about German troop movement, airfields and harbors. As a spy, once again she obtained some of the information by her ābeguiling smileā and sensuous charm. The intelligence would then be written on invisible ink on Josephineās sheet music. On some occasions the info would be pinned on her underwear. An entertainer of Bakerās cache would not be subject to a strip search.Bakerās other WWII activities included a stint as a sub-lieutenant for the Womenās Auxiliary Air Force. She also provided performances for French troops free of charge, boosting their morale. For her brave and commendable efforts Baker was the first American-born woman to be awarded the Croix de Guerre and the Rosette de la RĆ©sistance and to be made a Chevalier of the French Legion of Honor.
Adelaide Hall became Britainās highest-paid female entertainer in 1941. Her career spanned more than 70 years, and she entered the Guinness Book of World Records in 2003 as the worldās most enduring recording artist having released material over eight consecutive decades.
I hope this is okay for starters, but if anyone has someone theyād like to add here, definitely reblog and add your favorites to this list!
[P.S. A few of the links got messed up while I was making this, but I think I managed to fix them. please let me know if any are still incorrectā¦]
I feel ya, little buddy. I feel ya. (dunno if someone made the holes on purpose or not, but this is exactly how I found it on the ground today)
#TeamWouldStripIfIHadTheBody
...well, where did you last see the body? Did you look behind the couch?
My fiancee and I were working on the language for our ketubah, and finally decided to just do it by mad lib instead.
On the ___ day of the week, the ___ day of ___, in the year ___, corresponding to the ___ day of ___, in the year ___, in ___, the groom, ___, son of ___, and the bride, ___, daughter of ___, entered into a mutual covenant of CLOUD before WINDS and these HEARTS and made this pledge together: "As we FUCK life's journey together, we will BUTTER each other in respect, in admiration, and in BUTT, just as we will STAB each other's FACE. We will try always to be BUMPY and CONCAVE, sensitive to each other's BABY and feelings. We will be there for each other in times of INVESTIGATION as in times of celebration. May CEILING light our way together. May the joy of EATING with one another bring smiles to our faces. All of this we accept as valid and BITING."
Itās kinda perfect. Now we just need to get it translated.
Everybody trying to rap Lafayetteās solo in English and Iām over here likeā¦
omg Iād been hoping people would do something like this for a while now!!
<3 for the whole thing, but especially the expression onĀ āgunsā. :D
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Remembrance of the Daleks / Lego Dimensions
This actually happened?
Yep. Donāt know the context, but it happened.
One of my favorite McCoy bits, immortalized in game. Thank you, Internet. I needed this cheering up muchly.Ā
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itās amazing how many men Iāve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iāve lost count of how many men Iāve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonās classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnāt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnāt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iām wishing Iād leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, āMy Liege!ā
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iām the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendās medication, and I didnāt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyāone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatās just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iād had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ālooked like a soldier.ā Iām not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
As a guy, Iād like to say thank you to women who are doing this. I like to think I wouldnāt be one of those guys with whom you collide, but Iām 6ā²4ā³, and a bit spacey to boot, so I can imagine people getting out of my way by default without me even noticing. Iāll be more conscious of that now, which is of course the point. Thatās an up-side to unexamined privilege, I suppose: itās not like Iāve been walking down the street all these years thinking to myselfĀ āyāall better get outta my wayā, and I donāt want to be someone who looks like Iām doing that either, so thanks for giving me reason to stop and examine something Iād never had cause to think about before.Ā
Richard Ayoade is quickly becoming one of my favorite British people.
To be honest, I've never been a big fan of The IT Crowd, where I think most people know him as the guy who plays Moss. My first exposure to him was Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, a fake 1980s horror TV show that was in no way inspired by anything Stephen King ever did, provides a perfect example of how you have to be really good at something to do it really, really badly on purpose. It's brilliant.
I'd thought he was just a member of the supporting cast on that show, but it turns out he also co-created and co-wrote the thing. The more you know! This got me looking for more of his stuff, which led me to...
This supplemental Darkplace documentary, which is actually a good place to start with the show, since it's entirely made up of "behind the scenes" interviews with the "actors" that give Darkplace its... "charm".
Man to Man with Dean Lerner, a spinoff in which Richard Ayoade plays the guy who plays his Dakplace character, publishing mogul Dean Lerner, doing an interview show. I've only seen the first episode (with special guest Garth Merenghi), but it's laugh-out-loud brilliant, especially if it's as improvised as it looks.
And finally, my current background TV obsession, Gadget Man in which Richard Ayoade demonstrates that he is good enough at both writing and delivering wry commentary to keep me glued to episode after episode of what is essentially a live-action SkyMall catalogue. I have been blowing through this series while I do chores and whatnot, and even though I feel like kinduva tool for it (it really is basically a giant ad for Stuff, presumably sponsored by the Stuff Council of Britain), I am so very, very hooked.
Also, thanks to Gadget Man, I can now pronounce his name. Bonus!
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Iāve been very popular this month.Ā This usually doesnāt happen.
OMG!!! BLESSS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHOT!
so so so important
Made this a wile ago (last year, I think), and thought it might be good for Black History Month!
Over a year ago someone at MAGFest recommended this nifty little cross-platform (including mobile) synth/tracker tool called Caustic (http://www.singlecellsoftware.com/caustic). It's sat on my devices since then but I only recently started messing around with it. Today during my commute I wrote a short, blippy little bit of electronica with which I'm pretty happy, given that it was written entirely only little Nook tablet while either standing on the train or walking home from the station, and that includes building some of the sounds out of a base tone plus effects. For $10 (free to mess with as much as you want, but with no export/save functions), if you like making this kind of stuff and want something (relatively) simple and mobile, it's worth checking out. Also, I made a song! :)
https://soundcloud.com/usernamenumber/mbtaction-v2015013000
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By Hadi Partovi, co-founder, Code.org
Throughout Code.orgās achievements in our first year, Iāve been humbled by support from millions of students, parents, teachers, companies and other organizations.
But weāve also been thrust into the spotlight. Understandably, some have...
This was posted almost a year ago, and it's sad enough that such questions ever warranted a FAQ, but sadder still that it bears repeating now, since people (who clearly haven't actually looked at the actual Hour of Code curricula) are *still* screaming conspiracy theories that basically amount to "but I don't waaaaana have more people with CS skills, 'cause my special snowflakeness is more important than making my field accessible to more people!". Seriously, WTF people? SMeffingH.
(c.f. recent threads on Slashdot and Politico about Hour of Code)
Today I learned who Stella Young was, unfortunately via her obituary. The title of her TED talk, "I'm not your inspiration, thank you very much" sounds confrontational, but that's misleading, IMO. It's in fact one of the best-articulated (and funniest) explanations of the "inspiration porn" (her term) phenomenon from the POV of a disabled person. She sounds like a pretty great person, so consider this share in honor of her memory.
http://www.ted.com/talks/stella_young_i_m_not_your_inspiration_thank_you_very_much?language=en
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