I’m very bored,,, so uh… headcanons? Whatever u want I’m curious rn
Read this as "Solemachus hcs" for the absolute LONGEST so. Why not Solemachus. This is the revival of ze smut blog/j
SOLEMACHUS SMUT HCS.
"Closer to me baby, I won't bite. You look so tasty, but I won't bite, really I'm such a good kitty, don't put up fights. But if you trick me, baby, it gon' get sticky."
☀︎ – Solana and Telemachus are the roughest and loudest in bed but give each other the best damn aftercare (when they can.)
☾ – They can recover pretty quickly (training, high stamina, godly genes, what have you), so they could like. shatter the bed and go back to doing whatever they're doing.
☀︎ – TOYS, TOYS, TOYS. They use them like religiously. Telemachus isn't weirdly jealous about them, but he's very confused and Sola explains in deep detail to where by the end of it he's a fuckin' expert.
☾ – Sola's used her vibrator on his (ahem) once and he came so much and got it in her hair. He apologized like HELL and she was like "It's okay baby-"
☀︎ – He also ofc uses her toys on her and melts her brain SO much that she's just trying to regain some of her thoughts again after and he's just like sitting there and smiling like he didn't give her 50 orgasms back to back.
☾ – Sola and Telemachus share a breeding kink. It's SO over guys💔
☀︎ –Tele sometimes gets confident enough that they'll do shit in like open areas. They've fucked on training grounds, the straight up woods, anything is possible if they're horned up enough. Most of the time though the most open area they're going to town in is the kitchen in Sola's apartment-
☾ – Sola refuses to fuck in his bedroom at the palace unless she's sure nobody is just gonna walk up in there. She has shame and respect for his parents and he thinks it's cute and completely adores it.
☀︎ – They did have sex in there once. And she stopped every time she heard a sound. She stopped so much he just got sick of it and kissed her for the rest of the time he was inside of her to shut her up....
☾ – They've fucked under the sun. Literally. Just as a way to spite Apollo and Tele got the worst fucking sunburn for it. He'd do it again though.
☀︎ – He can pick her up and toss her around and it turns her tf on. He just lifts her up and takes her to the bedroom and she's already undoing her shirt and tying her hair up to go down on him.
☾ – They use the sweetest pet names contrary to popular belief. Telemachus would kill himself if he did anything else and Sola would also feel like complete shit.
☀︎ – He does curse during (a given) and lets out the highest moans when he's close. He has scratch marks on his back, but when Sola apologized for it, he didn't let her and instead flaunts them proudly. He just doesn't say where they're from unless it's to piss someone else off-
☾ – Speaking of, Sola comes out with an insane amount of bite marks and only shows them off if her clothes call for it. Ask her about it and she makes up an excuse or says you're too young to know. Only Aphrodite knows because she literally can't hide it from her and she giggles every time she sees them + possibly more-
☀︎ – And speaking of going down, Sola gives him head and Tele nearly suffocated her with how much he came and pulled her head down. Bro has never had a blowjob in his life.
☾ – Sola has also given him a boobjob because he looked at her tits and asked her if she could. He was joking but she immediately got down and did it and he was in absolute heaven and in awe at her tits and skill for the rest of the week. Athena was completely sick of him spacing out and thinking about her chest every training session free her💔
☀︎ – Tele also goes down on Sola but he gets pussy drunk very easy to me, so he gets one taste, gets addicted and Sola has to pry him off through tears and shakiness before she passes out and can't get him off too- (Though he'd probably cum JUST from eating her out.)
☾ – Size kink. Girl has never had her insides so scrambled in her entire LIFE but Telemachus' tall and strong ass clearly does the job-
☀︎ – They're also really soft and playful during aftercare. Tele holds her hands and kisses them, they share a few kisses and jokes, they have a bubble bath and play around and cook together after SOBS<3333
☾ – Also: Reunion sex. if you say I'm wrong stfu because YOU'RE WRONG YOU CAN'T TELL ME THEY WOULDN'T.
Sorry if this is too long but also fuck you I'm not sorry
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