Mar 9, 2023
Disney, what have you done to our beloved Star Wars franchise? You've taken our childhood memories and turned them into a cash-grabbing, soulless mess. The Rise of Skywalker? More like the fall of the franchise. And don't even get me started on the unnecessary prequels and spin-offs. Can we just pretend that Solo never happened? And why does every character need a cutesy, marketable sidekick? Baby Yoda was a fluke, people. And don't even think about touching the original trilogy with your greedy, Mickey Mouse hands. We were fine with the special edition re-releases, but enough is enough. Give us back our lightsabers and leave us in peace.