#soluscoiotes

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Jake goes to school in incredibly tacky christmas sweaters.

Like people think its ironic

But then every one sees how happy Jake is and no

Jake is 100% all for Christmas

He ask Jeremy if he’d want a sweater for Hanukkah insisting everyone in the squip squad could wear matching holiday sweaters

Michael was willing to go along with it at the least

And then came time to go to class

And every one sat down getting their stuff out.

Until Jake suddenly remembered something.

And he turned his sweater on.

Nobody

And i mean NOBODY WAS PREPARED FOR THE WHAT SEEMED LIKE 40 DIFFERNT COLORED LIGHTS IN THAT SWEATER THAT JAKE HAD IN WHICH IF YOU STARED AT TOO LONG YOU FELT LIKE YOU COULD GO BLIND FROM

And Jake wore a different sweater

For every

Single

Day

Of

December

Jake was a legend for his dedication

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On the very last day of school before winter break

Jake dressed up fully as a Christmas tree

He got Rich to dress up as a reindeer

He somehow got Jeremy a menorah costume

Christine dressed up as an ornament

Brooke was an elf

Chloe dressed as a snowman

And then Michael dressed as a Delibird from pokémon

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Jeremy is often made fun of for being a furry

Like if he wears something that even has something that looks like a pawprint on it hes made fun of for being a furry

And eventually he told Jake about it and how it was annoying

Jake wasn’t gonna let that continue

So eventually while people we’re making fun of Jeremy and Jake happened to be there for it he just went over, put a hand on Jeremy’s shoulder, looked them dead in the eyes, and said

“I’m a furry.”

And now people are afraid to make fun of Jeremy for that

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Jake is the kind of friend where if you told him you tripped over an inanimate object he’d go

“Oh no :( …do you want me to beat it up for you?”

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Jake is the type of person where if someone thinks they’re sick he’ll kiss their forehead in an attempt to tell and currently Jake had remained scarily accurate

Michael even pit Jake against a thermometer that was a couple numbers off and Jake still guessed the correct number so Michael is throughly convinced Jake is not human

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Michael owns an ocarina

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One time during school there was a fire drill that was exceptionally long, so to pass the time everyone played a game of hot potato with Rich and he didn’t touch the ground once

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Michaels brother and Richs brother actually knew eachother very well where Michaels brother had met Rich when Rich was four

only considering Rich was incredibly shy and perferred clinging to his brother or his moms leg he never paid much attention to his brothers friends

And eventually Michael brought Rich over to his house only having told his brother

“Its just a friend”

And all it took was Michael’s brother hearing someone with a lisp, and having the last name Goranski

And Michael watched his brother coming running in the room and lifting rich up and shouting much to Richs utter terror

“Little Rich! You’ve barely grown since I last saw you!”