#soma shitpost

[temporaltourguide]

[chromatophorium]

In celebration of Simon's birthday today, I'm gonna post a little thing. This is Simon but in Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom. He is part of the gang of other Soma crossover AU Simons that I have had the urge to make. Here he is half of a spirit that accidentally got stuck in a broken Guardian Scout, 10 000 years ago.(I have a whole story plan including him that I will probably never finish, and in that story he is technically named Saimun, just cuz)

I'm not sure it is a lazy design, but it has all the basic Simon elements: - red eyes in darkness - brownish helmet with six sided viewport - lorewise: normal guy accidentally stuck in a robot

[soma-shitposts]

If for whatever reason tiktok inexplicably still exists in the future would Simon embrace it as the new Vine or would he in true millennial fashion utterly reject this false icon?