dave strider
Why I like themHe's one of those characters who puts up a front and I really like layered characters. Also he's funny and his raps suck.
Why I don’tI don't have any reason not to like Dave..
Favorite episode (scene if movie)Probably when he had Jade's dreambot hit her.
Favorite season/movie????
Favorite line TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here TG: like TG: the proboscalypse i guess
Favorite outfitAces suit.
OTPDaveRose.
BrotpJohn and Dave.
Head CanonHe's got a really small dick.
Unpopular opinionHe's not a catboy...
A wishThat he and Roxy get along.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happenDON'T DIE I KNOW HE'S GONNA DIE BUT I DON'T WANT DAVE DEAD OK.
5 words to best describe themInsecure, knightly, Oedipus, complex, incest
My nickname for themThat guy with the small dick who fucks his sister.