The teddy bear that fell under the bed and still hasn't been found
Ouch. Holy shit that hurt! What a terrible fall, not to mention the distance from the bed to the floor is pretty fucking steep. Heeeeelllllooooo...how could you not hear that? anyone up there? Mike? Come on, that was pretty loud. I’m really not trying to stay down here for the rest of the night. It’s literally so cold down here. The ground is hard and its dark and it smells like dirty socks. I cant see anything above me, but the underneath of this huge-ass bed. How the hell hasn’t he noticed that I’ve fallen off? I think I bruised my head and twisted my arm. God this is painful. More painful than the time that I got squished for an entire night under his massive body. He didn’t notice then that he had rolled on top of me. That sucked, but this time I fell to the ground with a thud. Mike couldn’t have slept through that. There’s no excuse. Mike! MIIIKEE! Wake up damnit!
I can’t seem to move my arm out from under myself. Talk about uncomfortable. I don’t want to deal with this shit, I had a long day already, I was really looking forward to some serious snuggling in that comfy queen bed. Mike is being so inconsiderate. He definitely knows I’m not there anymore... you notice when something like this happens. He’s going to wake up and realize that I’m not sleeping next to him and panic. I know it. He absolutely going to freak out. And when Ellen finds out about this- Oh when she finds out that he is letting me be tortured like this under the bed, she is going to rip his head off. Maybe she’ll take me back home with her, I really liked it much better at her house. Even just for that week, and then one day she stuck me in a bag with lots of stupid colored paper and handed me off, like I was some sort of prize. I’ve been dealing with it though, but I did not sign up to be treated like this.
Morning. Well, at least I think its morning, I heard the alarm scream to wake Mike up, but at this point I have no idea cause its still dark as shit under here. I can’t believe he didn’t even notice- like hello isn’t something important missing from your bed? How do you live with yourself? My arm really hurt for the whole night, but now its numb as shit. I think I’ve gotten used to the pain. It’s probably gonna be permanently stuck twisted behind my back. But nooooo, don’t worry about me Mike... This is exactly where I wanna be..... ASSHOLE!
Its been three days. I’ve had my weak moments. I get spurts where I feel like I’m two again and crying for my mommy. I’m starting to get worried that I’ll never get out of this small, dark, frigid place. The thought scares me. MIKE. MIKE. one last time... MIKE. Get me out of here. Now!!!! This isn’t funny anymore.
Ellen’s here I see her sandals walk in the room. I could also smell them. Gross. She immediately sat on the bed, the mattress pressed closer to my face. Somehow her keys fell to the floor accidentally. I could see them about a foot away from me. If she saw the keys she would see me right? Come on Ellen. This is my chance!









