Ugh, this little turd. I gave the tortoises a cucumber and he goes and steals it right out from under poor little Mort! Then he commences to chew it up and tries to bury it in the damn couch. Fear not though, friends, Mort was given a new cucumber and the beeps got to have the remains of the stolen one. The perpetrator will probably have diarrhea later to answer for his crimes. #sneakylittleshit #sonaughty #alwayssomethingwiththisguy #Duzen #StayAtHomeDogMom https://www.instagram.com/p/B2xKx_MJkst/?igshid=pt4pr0uhbytl










