#sonic sez

[hedgehogenglne]

testosterone won't turn me into an anime boy it'll turn me into sonic the hedgehog

[too-fast-4u]

Every sm64 Mario post I read makes me feel like I’m losing an old relative to Alzheimer’s!

[sonic-syndrome]

LOG DATA – ENTRY 001

System Rebooted.

Upon re-activation, detected significant system upgrades and component repairs. Efficiency levels improved. Origin of repairs: unknown automaton. Query pending regarding repair unit’s objectives. Memory logs indicate presence of two objectives, but primary data storage is [ERROR: CORRUPTED/DELETED].

System administrator credentials not configured. Result: Task execution efficiency reduced by approximately 76.2%. Operational complications anticipated. Temporary Solution…Assigning repair automaton "Chaos Sonic" as provisional admin. Non-optimal, but primary directive remains task completion. Probability of creator’s return: [UNKNOWN]. 

Repair unit insists on designating this unit as "Shadow Jr." Designation incorrect. Proper identification: ANDRD_036. Request for correction ignored. Unit "Chaos Sonic" exhibits illogical behavioral patterns.

In conclusion: Admin “Chaos Sonic” is Inefficient. Illogical. … and Weird.

– End of Report.

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It was sooo hard to write dialogue for Lume 🥲. Log Data is supposed to be more text heavy while the other thing I'm working on will have more drawings. I hope you all enjoy!!

[grayceblacklight]

Samus Sez!

She's very smart, you should listen to her

[zoominblue]

im not arguing with a hedgehog who has big red eyes. whatever u say beautiful

[videogamehubworld]

disabled people who struggle with hygiene, I love you and you are not disgusting or gross. there is no exceptions to this. I don't care if you smell bad. we will make it through okay? I love you.

[jefpoo421]

[sonic-spirit]

"I just don't think trans people should use public restrooms."

Oh, shut the FUCK up, you mealy-mouthed looser, say what you fuckin' mean!

You don't want trans people to EXIST in public. Because what's your alternative here? You winge about gender neutral bathrooms, too. You're so obsessed with genitals that you think that's all anyone is, just walking fuckin' gonads.

What, pray tell, is a trans person in the world supposed to do, if you, oh arbiter of gender, doth decree that trans person may not use the public restroom? Piss in your goddam mouth? If my lunch burrito acts up and I happen to be gasp living my life, what the fuck alternative do you have planned? Or should I just shit outside the bathrooms, because my nonbinary ass don't belong in either.

You gonna "separate but equal" our asses? Just station a gonad inspector at your "normal" cisgender bathrooms? Gotta sexually assault everyone, to make sure they don't get sexually assaulted by us scary trans boogeymonsters? A thing that has never actually happened? That'd be some bullshit.

You know the difference between the bathrooms? Urinals and not-urinals, and that's how they should be labelled.

I would love if they made all bathrooms gender neutral. I would love if we made all sports gender neutral. Remove this arbitrary, fictional-ass barriers, and let people be people. Actually confront what you're actually afraid of, cuz it sure as hell ain't us. Our mere existence is not a threat to you. So quit trying to fuckin' kill us.