Anti-honesty? Okay, give us a brief family history? Gogogo!!
Well as it is common knowledge, I am a descendant of Zeus. He slept with a lion, so combined with his already lustrous hair and the lion’s mane, it gave my family the thick luscious head of hair it is known for today. And you would think that after centuries of diluting the gene pool that a sweet head of hair would, at the very least, skip a generation, but no way. It’s a amazing now as it was back then.
Thank you for inquiring about my family history :P













