🦇💋 ROUGE. DID. WHAT? 🎮 Game: Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood (Yes, the Bioware one. Yes, it’s canon. Somehow.)
So I'm casually digging through old Sonic RPG screenshots, right? Just lore-hunting as one does.
And THEN I see this:
“Rouge tempts the enemy with her feminine wiles to keep their mind off the fight.”
⁉️⁉️⁉️ EXCUSE ME???
SHE WHAT NOW??
I'm sorry, WHAT YEAR did this game come out?? Who wrote this?? Was this a side quest or a fanfic? Is Rouge the Bat out here casting Charm Level 9000 on enemies in the middle of battle??
🧠 Meanwhile me trying to focus on the actual turn-based combat:
Rouge used flirt. It’s super effective. Enemy forgets how to attack. Shadow's just standing there like 😐
📜 Add this to the list of “Sonic Lore That Shouldn't Be Real but Is.”
Also Bioware:
“This is a kid’s game.”
Also Bioware:
“FEMININE WILES”
I need to lie down.
