Ran and Shinichi would love calling each other my wife/husband when they finally get married
YEARS of their friends teasing them “oh your husband’s playing soccer rn” “oh your wife was looking for you a second ago” back when they weren’t together and unable to join in with the nicknames caught up to them and now they refuse to call each other anything else
“Hello my darling wife, how was work today?” “Oh there goes my husband again, poking his nose in the police’s business” “Yes beat him up!! That’s my wife!! She’s so— oh, yikes. Pls don’t call the cops on her I promise that was a criminal she just knocked out…”
Bonus points if they do it so often that their friends start getting annoyed and they’re just like ?? You’ve been annoying us for YEARS by calling us married and suddenly we can’t do it back??