have you noticed, when playing ardyn, how fuckin tall the dude is? just like, hes such a big boy. (also, a guy i was watching play noticed someone checking ardyn out from top to bottom ;) )
AYE MATE, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESYESYESYEYSEYSYESYEYS YES SO MUCH TO THIS BECAUSE YES, HIS HEIGHT COULDN’T GO UNSEEN EVEN IF I HAD TRIED!!!!!!
At first it’s pretty noticeable with Verstael, but it was also sort of not THAT noticeable? Like, we know Versy is Prommy’s original genes, so he’s probably his height, and we’re used to Prommy being the shortest so it was like...VERY noticeable, but also not something you point out because you just. Already know, ya know?
STILL IT GOT SO, SO, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEVERELY BAD AT ME IN THE SCENE WHERE THEY’RE HAVING DINNER???????? AND VERSY STANDS UP AND PUTS A HAND TO THE TABLE AND OFFERS HIM HIS HAND AND ARDYN STANDS UP LIKE “Nah bro you don’t know what I want” BECAUSE FUCK ME, Versy is already not the biggest man, and then ssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllightly bent WITH ARDYN NEARBY???
BOY BRUH IT MADE HIM LOOK SO SMOL AND MADE ARDYN LOOK SO TOL I WAS LIKE ALKJSDLFKDAGJDLAKJG BIG BABY BOY YOU A HUGE HANDSOME LAD.
But when I REALLY noticed as in, the point when it REALLY clicked on me without the “Verstael is already an inch or two below the others” getting in the way was when Dyn gets off the taxi, and we first get control of him? Because when he exited the taxi and transformed to his normal shape, as soon as we get control of him, there’s already the public gathered around AND a guard, and I was liek LMAO NO WAY THE GUARD DIDN’T SEE THAT AHAHHAAH I’M AT LIKE ONE METER FROM HIM HE MUST HAVE SEEN ME TRANSFORM LOL
So I went close to the guard just for the lols, and THEN I was like
bruh. lookie your size. U gonna stop this big boi with that height tiny guard? OH NO WAIT, IT’S NOT HIM WHO’S SHORT IT’S- *gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPS* HOLY SHIT I’M GIGANORMOUS
I mean we already knew Dyn was one of the tallest and biggest characters BUT MAN DID IT GET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FANTASTIC, I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS ANGEL, BABY BOY WITH LONG LEGS AWKWARD TOUGH LAMPPOST PRECIOUS SKYSCRAPPER WITH A HAT, I NEED TO SMOOCH HIM CONSTANTLY OKALJSFLGKDJALKJGALKGDJALKGJAGADK
ALKFJJSLKFHLKJGHJKLSGHDKJSDHKJSDLKJGKJLDGHSLKJSDGLSDKHLKJSFHDKLJFHDFLDHKSHFLKHFLSDKJLKDSHLHKDSLJKHDSGLJKDGH
OH NO WHO WAS IT LOOKING UP FROM HEAD TO TOE? WAS IT VERSY? I BET IT WAS VERSY THAT MAN IS ALREADY SO FASCINATED WITH ARDYN AS A SPECIMEN, I MEAN, IT’S JUST NATURAL HE’S ALSO FASCINATED BY ARDYN AS A. SPECIMEN ALKSDJFDGLKJDALDKFJAGLKGAJGL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I mean how can you not look at him from head to toe? DAMN HANDSOME MAN HE MAKES ANY HAT LOOK GOOD I LOVE HIS HAIR I LOVE HIS FACE AND I LOVE HIS SMILE ADKKJFGLFKHJ SHIT MATE THIS DLC MESSED ME UP I’M OBSESSED WITH HIM MORE THAN I WAS LKAJSDFALKGFHLKDGAJ AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MATE
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING THIS ASK IN!!!! <3
It makes me feel flattered that you thought about me to talk about Ep. Ardyn. Thanks for the time and the gesture!!! :3
