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On A Bus is comedy GOLD. Katie has NO EXPERIENCE and she chose a table full of PROFESSIONAL DMS. They got MATT MERCER only for Katie to call him her FAVORITE in the same sentence as calling him MARK. There is NO STRUCTURE to the campaign. The entire point was to BREAK BRENNAN. It WORKED. Even AABRIA got flabbergasted, appalled; we heard Brennan let out the same “no” he did when BRITISH KRISTEN said blimey and cast a successful divine intervention, which made Brennan threaten to QUIT. Matt, king, desperately tried to HELP Katie’s world make sense when her entire goal was CHAOS. Katie introduces herself as the DRAGON MASTER. IN A ROOM FULL OF DUNGEON MASTERS. MY PEOPLE. THEIR FACES. Four DMs came to a dnd table without dice, meaning Katie must have told them to bring NOTHING. The only dice on the table were d6s on an episode of dimension TWENTY. Rick Perry had Absolutely no say in the set. The setting was destroyed within the first ten minutes. Katie gives LINT and a SINGULAR M&M as minis. Aabria EATS the m&m within thirty seconds. They battle NOTHING. Katie knows enough to say AIR to BRENNAN, MATT, AND AABRIA, to which Brennan Freaks. Katie successfully breaks three out of the four people at the table. The AC of the bus is 6 on a d6. The players DO NOT know who they are. A piece of lint destroys the bus in one hit. There is maybe(????) an episode two. Pure fucking gold. AGAIN THEY GOT MATT MERCER ON D20 FOR TEN MINUTES.
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For @quiddie
I don’t do poetry but uh… this wouldn’t let me sleep until it existed.
In honor of Little Hat and the Blue m&m.
We always knew
How this would end
We burned so slow
You were my friend
We sang our songs
You joined the band
We rode the bus
We took a stand
We fought our wars
And took our time
Collapsed on floors
While drinking wine
Our shoulders close
Our hands just brushed
We feared the most
The words we hushed
Caught in our throats
Heart beats in time
An echo here
These words that rhyme
“I love you dear,
Will you be mine?”
Collapsing now
Your lips on mine
The bus is gone
We rolled a six
Tragedy struck
Blue M&M
Between the lips
Beneath the teeth
Beyond the tongue
A hat alone
A man undone.
Anna Garcia: King for a Day
Katie Marovitch: D20 on a Bus
Persephone Valentine: Sexy Car Wash
Paul Robalino: Peel Robalino
Grant O'Brien: Cracked
Johnny Stanton: Human Puppy Bowl
Lily Du & Izzy Roland (& Becca Scott): Breast Milk Taste Test
Erika Ishii: Side Shave Real Estate
Izzy Roland: Even More Buttholes
Vic Michaelis: Brennan's American Girl Doll Shoes