LOTR Characters as Things I Can't Stop Saying
Gandalf: "I was over on the bench!"
Aragorn: "My name is Jenna, I'm 30, I like to walk my hamster on a leash, and I have a basketball game tomorrow!"
Legolas: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME, I'M A VIRGO!"
Gimli: "What the fuck is up Kyle? No what did you say dude? No what the fuck dude, step the fuck up Kyle."
Boromir: "I just did a bad thing, I regret the thing I did. And you're wondering what it is - I'll tell you what I did. I did a bad thing."
Merry: "I want waffle fries."
Pippin: "Head empty, no thoughts."
Sam: "Move, I'm gay."
Frodo: "The inside part?! Tell 'em we're here!"
Eowyn: "A white man? NO!"
Eomer: "Howdy y'all, I'm Paula Dean. Here's what's going on on the ranch."
Elrond: "Do we have any more almond milk?"
Faramir: "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"
Galadriel: "Yesterday was Tuesday, but today is Tuesday, too!"
Gollum: "It is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room I'm in. IS THAT JOHN MULANEY?!?!"
