#sorry keaton

[abouttiimeadjacent]

i got out of work early which was cool bc i did some homework but now i am continuing my verses page update and i think it’s going to be 3 pages like the first one will have all my sorta ‘canonical’ verses (but like what even is canon anyway???), the second will have my au verses w @sheroic, and the last one will be like misc verses that don’t get as much use... like alex

[kgathright]

And now he's engaged. So I need a roommate next year. Shit.

[kgathright]

Goddammit

[kgathright]

I heard the phrase "control your woman". I ran to escape the explosion that followed.

[kgathright]

I managed to coast my car UP a hill and into a parking space at my apartment complex, screaming "YES!" the whole way. 

My passengers looked embarrassed. 

[kgathright]

People that talk on the phone while pooping scare me.

[kgathright]

Lineage

I find that those I think Would make the best parents Are the ones who do not want To be parents at all

[kgathright]

How soon is too soon to write a speech for a wedding?