Can we have hc reactions for The Hanks in being with a Single Mom Homeowner since I remember that one of the Mention Liking Single Mom's
imagine not having one dad, moving into a new house, and suddenly you got 5 mfs looking at your mom like
😼🟨😼🟥😼🟦😼🟪😼🟩
(I’m not used to writing sfw so i tried to make it fluffy? i thought it was cute)
The Hanks w/ Single Mom Homeowner (SFW)
warnings; not any really surprisingly i just rlly like kids (not in the mc youtuber way), baby fever, this is like.. SUPER short so i’m sorry about that
When first meeting you, Hank 3 obviously has to mention liking MILFs with a little smirk but is promptly interrupted by 4 losing his shit about the new little homie
Hank 5 is mostly quiet and is trying to egg your kid towards him, eyes sparkling while looking at them, and 2 is worried about picking up their equipment and gear that’s strewn about
They’re overall really excited and not at all turned off by said kid, Hank 1 looks for some gear when they were “just itty bitty Hanklets”… They were never, in fact, ‘Hanklets’ as they soon remember but that doesn’t stop them from getting the kid a helmet
You will have to draw a line when they try taking the kid Hankgliding or Toilet Surfing. Hank 2 and 5 at least back you up, Hank 4 tries to convince you it builds tolerance for adrenaline..
And also feeds them grapes to ‘share the experience’ when you tell him that- under no uncertain terms- are they allowed to do any extreme sports with your kid without asking for explicit permission first
you aren’t quite sure if eating grapes for the adrenaline flavor is the same as actually participating, but at least it’s something healthy?
3 loves to call you ‘mama’, like “You can lean on me all you need, mama”!! 5 might get on board with this, but in a lot less flirty, more soft way like “You should take a break, mama” - Two very different ways but both have you grinning ear-to-ear
Your kid may have an unusual obsession they just won’t stop talking about, and whatever it is, Hanks listen with a weird amount of seriousness. Hank 1 tries shushing you at one point when you ask what’s going on, but shrinks back when you glare - You eventually find out your kid is explaining, in childish and probably at least semi-incorrect terms, how honey is made
Hank 3 and 4 thought honey was bee poop, Hanks 1, 2, and 5 thought it was a bunch of crushed bees. They were all thoroughly impressed and amazed.
Hank 5 already wants to be a dad, but actually having a kid around? He goes through intense baby fever (not that he actually knows what that is, he just knows he wants more). 5’ll hold the kid and just.. Forget to give them back entirely.
Hanks 1 and 3 also go through baby fever, and it hits them like a truck. 5 is at least used to the feeling of wanting a kid, but these two? completely foreign. 3 might make a slight joke about it when you coo at your sleepy kid, but after the first joke? it’s like a seed is planted in his head and he can’t get it out. He’s rabid about it, and desperate.
1 is similar, but instead of a joke, it starts when he’s dressing the kid up in gear and they start playing and acting like him. He loves when they mimic him! He’s started making a list of names - Hank obviously being at the top of his list. For boy and girl.
2 may go through it, but it’s on a much smaller and way less dramatic way than 1 and 3. He likes kids and your kid, but he’s never thought of himself as a father, you know? But he does melt a bit whenever your kid decides to come to him for anything.
4 has not a single paternal bone or instinct in his body, he’s completely devoid of… Any of it. 4 will give your kid anything they want which has included (but is not limited to) - His gloves, random shoes, various clothing items of yours, toys, rocks. All your kid has to do is ask and 4 will give it with no hesitation, your kid’s new favorite thing is to go to 4 when you say no to giving them a snack or something because he doesn’t think about it.
He only kind of stopped when they got crayon all over Wallace after he gave them the crayon box you put out of their reach, completely forgetting Hank 4 and his knack for giving your kid everything you don’t want them to have - Both he and the kid got in trouble by you for it.
Hank 4 is just a bad dog, being cute is the only thing saving him
They’re all fighting for the spot of who’s spoiling them the most, your kid is going to end up a stinker and a conman! They do tend to get a bit excessive with gifts - 5 loved to get them clothes, 1 and 2 love to go toy shopping (well.. All of them do, but the always end up getting 7 of one toy so they can have one too. Like light sabers or foam swords).
They all love helping you, though! They’re kind of clumsy with the kid sometimes, but sometimes 5 will take them from you a bit if you seem to be getting stressed, Hanks 1 and 3 at your sides while 2 and 4 dog pile you for a mandatory Hank-Cuddle session. There’s a lot of hands and a lot of mouths, you’re not really sure who your kissing, but it’s all giggles and smiles (Hank 5 will want his share later and will convince the kid that 3 has a surprise.. Cue 3 panicking and going to find a prize for the kid)
