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WOOOO HOUSE HOMIEE BRAH
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THE HANKS FROM DATE EVERYTHING PLEASE I BEG OF THEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE
THE HANKS P!LINKS + HEADCANONS // NSFW/SMUT/FLUFF
A/N: Just for you twinnn <3 I feel like it would be difficult to do links for all 5 of them, I've decided to write some small headcannons and such, but I'm adding a visualizer for each one :) I ALSO HAD ANOTHER PERSON REQUEST THESE BEAUTIES!!! THIS IS FOR YOU TOO!!!
Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, smut, fluff, mixtures of headcannons and visualizers/links, p in v, riding, teasing, dirtytalk, cunnilingus, fingering, handjobs, blowjobs, breeding kink(?), gangbang/six-some/6some, spitroasting(?), LOTS of cuddling, both sex/general hcs, bottom reader, AFAB reader. (Let me know if I miss anything!!)
HANK #1 + Loves watching you full of himself, couldn't help but groan once you showed off your tits, showing off his strength, he loves the ride. + Although he always downplays #2's anxious antics of the adventures the group goes on, he secretly admits his own concerns to you. - You'll be caressing the back of his head and rubbing his back as he cuddles into your body, practically being the little spoon as he talks to you about whatever you're comfortable with. + Always trying to impress himself in front of you ever since you first met. When you first appeared in front of the hanks, he literally asked them to tidy themselves up, so he's definitely a pleaser, similar to the rest of them. + During sex, he loves cuddling in any form. He gropes your chest while he's pressed close against you in missionary, kneading your thighs, and any chub/curves you have to your skin are a must. He loves expressing his admiration for your body. - DEFINITELY gives the sweetest massages to you and the others. He can pop muscles with ease, especially your shoulders.
The Hanks Headcanons!
The Hanks x F!Reader
TW: NSFW, Group Sex, Kinks, Talk about getting Reader pregnant, NOT Proofread, Fluff + smut, Oral mention, Dick Piercing.
A/N: Request finished! Hope you enjoy this!! Please lmk if there are any spelling / grammar mistakes! ❤︎ ya!
₊˚ෆ The Hanks are TOTAL cuddle bugs. Atleast once a day you’re dragged onto the bed and dog pilled.
₊˚ෆ Hank no.1 Spoons you. As generic as it is, it works. Feeling his stubble tickling against the back of your neck makes you squirm and makes him grip on to you tighter.
₊˚ෆ Hank no.2 Cuddles in the Pretzel position. Being tangled up with you is probably his favorite part of his day. You make him feel secure.
₊˚ෆ Hank no.3 Does the Face-to-Face embrace. He loves to feel your body up close to his, even if it isn’t sexual. His hands automatically glide up and down your arms to smooth you to slumber.
₊˚ෆ Hank no.4 Cuddles in The Long Day position. He loves to rest his head on your lap. He practically begs you to run your fingers through his soft curls.
₊˚ෆ Hank no.5 Uses the Head on Chest position. He loves feeling your body draped over him like a weighted blanket. He burries his face in your hair as you nuzzle into his jaw.
₊˚ෆ When one of them is sick, you’re the sole care-taker. The other Hanks try to stay away, instead sending you into the bedroom with cards and flowers for their missing bro.
₊˚ෆ Going out in public rewards you weird looks. You’re leading the line as 5 muscular himbos trail after you, desperate to hold your hand.
₊˚ෆ You can’t sleep without a fan. Who knew that The Hanks ran so warm? You have to strip down to your undergarments with your fan cranked up to the highest setting if you want even a second of sleep.
₊˚ෆ but in all honesty, they kinda just want you to sleep nude.
₊˚ෆ All of the Hanks have their own favorite sex positions and kinks, so group sex is more difficult than you think.
₊˚ෆ Most of the time, you’re on your hands and knees. One Hank behind you, entering your wet hole with steady thrusts. His palms hitting against your ass. Another Hank is infront of you, taking your cheeks in his hands and pressing open your mouth, ready for a blowjob.
₊˚ෆ The other Hanks are gathered around watching you as they jerk themselves off. Occasionally, you have the strength to reach over and rub their pink tips.
₊˚ෆ They’re all equally weak in the knees for you, of course. But when you’re ovulating Hank no.5 is pouncing on you.
₊˚ෆ In every position, day and night. Hank no.5 is desperate to get you pregnant. Desperate to start a family with you.
₊˚ෆ Feeling like Hank no.1 would have a Prince Albert Piercing. When he scheduled the appointment, he asked if any of them wanted to get one done as well. All of the Hanks immediately declined.
₊˚ෆ Hank no.3 probably likes to oil you up. Watching his hand glide against your soft skin, rubbing the ointment across your naked body sends shiver down his spine.
₊˚ෆ Hank no.4 loves being tied up, ESPECIALLY if you’re ridding him. Probably sends you whimper audios while you’re out in public… whaaat who said that haha…..
₊˚ෆ Hank no.2 is a master at finding your sensitive spots, and loves to abuse that power. Watching you squirm in his grasp makes him grip onto you tighter. He loves to use his mouth on you.
₊˚ෆ They’re all unique in their own ways, but they all love you.
Hanks x reader
18+ minors dni
gender neutral reader
reader has a pussy
cute fluff at the end
kinda short but deal with it
Hang in there, BABY?
Pairing: Hank(s) x reader
Summary: When your friend unexpectedly drops off a baby for the night, you and your five hanger boyfriends—The Hank(s)—are thrown into a whirlwind of diapers, pacifiers, and existential panic.
A/N: sorry its been take me so long to write, my computer is literally on its last legs and I can't afford to get a new one :(
(its a 8 year old Mac book and i swear i can hear it cough after every update 💔)
after realization, h4nk- like the other hanks- goes to the dentist for the first time. during the exam, the dentist comments on his missing tooth. he informs them that he lost it in an ‘extreme adventure gone wrong’ and the dentist offers to make him a replacement tooth.
he’s confused about the offer; to him, his missing tooth has always been core to his identity as a hank. h4nk remembers the day he lost it- way before he met you, the one who bought him at the local walmart- and the other hanks finding it to be ‘the most wicked trophy’ for such a crazy stunt.
of course, h2nk had scolded him for his recklessness and h5nk was less than pleased, but h1nk and h3nk regarded him as the coolest hank that day. h4nk has faint memories of hanks 6 thru 9 being present and laughing happily that he survived the disaster.
then there’s you. h4nk recalls the day you met him and the rest of the hanks, how in awe he was to see the homeowner acknowledge their existence. a little awhile later, after deepening your relationship, you make a remark on his smile:
“four, you have the most beautiful smile.”
that was the moment he- like h5nk at the time- knew… he was in love with you.
so he says to the dentist:
“no thanks, bro! my babe digs it.”
Helloo! I don't know if you're taking requests but could you do the date everything characters with a player who's always biting something? Like- absentmindedly chewing on hangers or random blankets pre-dateviators but after getting the glasses they stop doing it? feel free to ignore this if you don't wanna write it 😅
(First request! I might not always be able to accept requests but I'll try my hardest. You didn't specify which characters you wanted so I just went with the ones I thought fit with the prompt. Hope it's to your liking!)
Characters: Mateo, Penelope, Tydus, Hanks, Barry Styles
Mateo
He never minded, the inanimals chew on him all the time and your teeth aren't nearly as sharp as some of theirs.
Notices the shift in your behavior after you receive the dateviators and understands exactly why; he gets that it must feel weird to find out the things you chewed on were conscious the whole time.
Won't bring it up until after you've gotten close; he doesn't want to make you feel awkward. But he will broach the topic eventually.
You don't need to stop on his account, if it brings you comfort you can bite on him whenever you want. In blanket form or in human form.
He thinks it's cute, in fact he kind of gets his own strange sense of comfort from it.
Penelope
Flustered!!!
couuulllddd i order a suggestive lime hcs or drabble idrc for the hanks? y’know typical cuz when hank 5 mentions being a dad and such and how his dream was to be a dad? Idk i dont have words to explain it but when hank 5 started talking about how WE were the ones that put the thoughts of becoming a dad in his mind had me kicking my legs lmao
Until it takes
Summary: After realizing the Hanks, they show their support for Hank 5's dream in every way they can.
Featuring: The Hanks, Hank 5 gets spotlight
Fic type: Full fic, lime, smutty, mentions of wanting the reader to get pregnant, abrupt ending
The readers pronouns aren't specified, but is (at least) AFAB. I can't write anything about these guys without it getting steamy. God if I have to write fertile one more time I'm going to crash OUT.
CW// this is POST realization, there probably won't be too many spoilers (just for their dreams). Basically smut, caution.
It was almost routine with how they were in the afternoon, when they all got home from work and rushed to you. It was like this before, but after you had agreed to helping Hank 5 with his dream their affection only grew tenfold.