#sorry's shitposting

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Why did I just have a sudden vision mid-meeting about Dean lying on his front in bed, looking at his phone or whatever, and his reader-girlfriend climbing over him, for cuddles initially, but then his lil peach ass gets in the way and she starts grinding against him from behind and he's really into it?

I need to be put down. Yes, those reports look great. She comes, btw, face pressed into Dean's neck, moaning loudly. Dean does too just from dry humping the bed, gets himself all messy. Yes, absolutely, end of quarter sounds great. Somebody please shoot me.

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Watching "A Very Supernatural Christmas", and GODDAMN Sammy in this episode is just on another level, he's so wet-eyed and sad-sacky and big-dicky.

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Stumbled over these while looking for pics for my Blackbird chapter banners (Sam x reader Western AU), and thought it wouldn't be very nice not to share.

Hope you all have the best Monday! ❤️

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OH, uh, that's so sweet of you, Pinterest, but but I actually quit Dads in 2019. Appreciate the offer, though!

And this is the content. I... okay.

Never ever getting over this, btw:

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I just realized I completely skipped past a couple of really fun milestones for my writing, and since I wanna celebrate the good stuff more, I just thought I'd quickly share!

I published my 150th work on my AO3* (Kinktober'll to that to ya 😄), and my 1000th post on Tumblr (we shan't say anything about that, I live here now, apparently). But what I'm really, really extra proud of is this:

I surpassed 1 million words posted on AO3. That one really gave me a moment of, "woah!" (Can you tell my emotional range is limited? 😄)

And I thought it would be a good moment to say thank you to all of you, whether you're a mutual that I chat to regularly and who shares my love of writing - I appreciate you. Whether you regularly take the time to comment, share your thoughts and sweeten my day in ways I am beyond grateful for - I appreciate you. Whether you're someone I haven't talked to, but I see you liking your way through my works, a specific character or story or even my dumb shit posts - I appreciate you.

Thank you for being here and thank you for deciding to spend some of your time on me. ♥️

On to the next million. 🏃‍♀️‍➡️

*I'm using AO3 stats cause 1. that's where ALL my work is, even the shitty stuff that's not here and that I kinda wanna delete, 2. Tumblr stats are whack.

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I really want to, at some point, write a story that has a reader that is part/full on monster/freak, BUT have Dean fall for her before he finds out about it (she either knows or doesn't, not sure what's more fun).

I think it would be really interesting to see him try to align his black-and-white thinking in regards to monsters with his own personal feelings (for someone who isn't Sam). The sad thing is though that there's no way I can see where that story would have a happy ending, because that way of thinking is so integral to his character.

Still, can you imagine the delicious cognitive dissonance? Not just of loving a(nother) monster but of the internal turmoil of what wanting a monster makes him? Dean Winchester breaking apart under the belief that he might be a monster fucker? 😄

Yum. Dare I say, yum.

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This boy was made for me to write about him having his hair brushed behind his ear. Just saying.

(But y'all can borrow him)

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Writing gentlemanly, deeply damaged cowboy Sam has me going:

On chapter 8 right now. Dean and the gang just showed up. Life is good.