#sorrymum

[hopeful-hufflepuff-peeves]

My 24 year old ass rereading twilight, listening to MCR and wearing dark makeup:

My mum who wants a normal daughter who likes pink:

[selfhate-is-whats-left]

Kann mich noch was berühren? Ich will wieder was spüren.

Ich bin niemand, ich bin niemand und ich fühl nichts mehr in mir ist alles schwarz und leer.

Gib mir Hoffnung

Gib mir Schmerz

[icanbay-yourhiro]

Guess who’s still alive and gay

[stitchedtheshop]

I found 2 of these too! This is more half thanks/half apology, so if you gave your Mum a hard time this might just be the thing you need. Same story with these guys, I won’t make them again, so if you want it, get it! #lastchancesaloon #clearance #sorrymum (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4PBM2gBpA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1t10dfqyl58p1

[xanaxtasic]

[abeardabikeandabucketlist-blog]

And to think I've wondered why women haven't looked at me, once, let alone twice!!! The sad thing is, that as terrible as this image may appear, its almost certainly the best I'm going to look for the rest of the trip! It's all downhill from here! I wish in reality & not just metaphorically! Hahaha. I've put in a bit of a shift today & was going at a great pace for the duration, particularly to say it's been 90+ all day & my bike fully laden literally weighs a ton. I said to myself I couldn't check my trip statistics until it was 7:00 o'clock, low and behold as 7:00 approaches, so do the arches of McDonald's, I pop in for the signature - apple pie & McFlurry - however, having checked my stats, they're all missing - STITCH UP!!!! So I reward the heartbreak with a Large Big Mac meal & an apple pie chaser!!! #bestofabadsituation #always #silverlining #mcdonalds #bigmac #cheatmeal #reward #3yearscelibate #funny #truth #selfie #beard #btfu #beardgang #imback #aroundtheworldbybike #charitybikeride #porqueno #whatanidiot #sorrymum #bikeride #bikelife #cycletour #nextstopfrance #vivalafrance #alleslesbleus #francais (at McDonald's Sinzheim)

[sian-vs-life]

Vulpix is defiantly my favourite water type Digimon.