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[matt--dillon]

hi jer

hi dino 

[matt--dillon]

LMOA LOSER

fite me irl

[matt--dillon]

did you lose your tweezers again is that also why you're matteo is it is it yea it is

no, actually remember we skinned off matteo's third brow 

[electracuted]

u r cute wanna date pls check yes or yes

wud dianE aprrove of this??

[matt--dillon]

hey whats up my names tom im extreamley good looking in the dark and i wear big boy pants do you want to have sex with me yes or no

[matt--dillon]

neigh damn ur hott!!! My name is sal and I'm over 6 feet tall. hope u like em tall dark and handsome???

 Shhh -scoops up some puke and squishes some of it against your cheek, causing you to gasp at how grotesque it was, then taking the opportunity, i scrape the rest of the puke into your mouth-

[matt--dillon]

Hey how are doing Good morning rise and shine Miss Beautiful I just happened to be browsing on through the profiles when I came upon yours and I liked everything I read and saw u are one very extremely beautiful woman If u could please feel free to check out my page and read it all the way through u will see I am a real down to earth very sweet romantic loyal honest respectful great sense of humor trust me there is plenty more where that came just write me back to find out u won't be dissapoint

[matt--dillon]

can i bop your brains out

only if you have some gnarly nads,man