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[incorrect-belgariad]

Belgarath: You two bicker like an old married couple.

Barak: We are an old married couple.

Silk: Who are you calling old?!

[incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes]

Character A: I just did the math. I'm about 100 kilograms. I just ate 800 grams of ravioli. That means I'm about 0.8% ravioli.

Character B: ...It's 4 o'clock in the morning.

[teamdreamscaper]

Kuniumi: Anyone dead?

Sayori, cheerfully: Not me!

Asa: Hiro…?

Hiro: Does tired count?