Mike Driver
YOU ARE THE REASON
Misplaced Lens Cap
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Stranger Things
Kaledo Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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almost home
One Nice Bug Per Day
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dirt enthusiast
Game of Thrones Daily
styofa doing anything
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Discoholic 🪩
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@incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes
[getting onto a rollercoaster]
Character A: Kudos, [Character B]! The fact that you're willing to face your fear is a tribute to your character.
You are the embodiment of strength, of will and an inspiration to everyone. Your intestinal fortitude is truly impressive. You're like the Joan of Arc of theme parks.
Character B: Wasn't Joan of Arc burned at the stake?!
Character A: She was! She wasn't afraid of rollercoasters, though.
[Characters A and B have been assigned to a project]
Character A: You know, this is a lot of work for one person. Could you DO SOMETHING?
Character B: I could, and I am. I'm eating pistachios. And now I'm playing the harmonica.
Character B: ...
Character B: ...Can we go home now?
Character A: Not yet.
Character B: Cool. It'll give me time to practice the theremin.
At Cornell University they have an incredibly piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe, and if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem.
One of your OCs
Goddammit, I hate your levelheadedness.
One of your OCs
Character A: I’m gonna take you out.
Character B: Okay, it’s a date.
Character A: I meant that as a threat.
Character A: You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
Character B: ...Is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Character A: So when are you free?
Character B: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truely "free", but I don't really have plans all next week except for Monday.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others... I can make hats...
One of your OCs
I can see you and I are going to get along like a house on fire. There may be no survivors.
One of your OCs
[Character A goes to throw away the day's newspaper]
Character B: Oh, oh, there was an article in there I wanted to save.
Character A: On what?
Character B: ...Nothing.
Character A: Come on, I'm interested.
Character B: Oh, let's drop it.
Character A: Why can't you tell me?
Character B: All right, it was all about Margaret Thatcher's secret for growing prize-winning zinnias. Are you happy?
Character A: ...
Character A: Not really.
Character A: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Character B: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Character A: ...One glass of milk, coming up!
I'll have a petite filet mignon, very lean - not so lean that it lacks flavor, but not so fat that it leaves drippings on the plate. And I don't want it cooked - just lightly seared on either side, pink in the middle; not a true pink, but not a mauve either, something in between - bearing in mind, the slightest error either way, and it's ruined!!
One of your OCs, ordering dinner
Character A: I just did the math. I'm about 100 kilograms. I just ate 800 grams of ravioli. That means I'm about 0.8% ravioli.
Character B: ...It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
Character A: Why are people who don’t like milk full of so much hate inside?
Character B: Miku honestly isn’t even the best Vocaloid, though.
Character B: ...
Character B: I *HATE* myself.
Character A: Some time we should sit down and have a spiritual discussion about the sanctity of life, [Character B].
Character B: BAM! And then he was mucilage! ...Did you say something, [Character A]?
Character A: Oh, never mind.
An updated commission post with some examples of my more current work. Click the pictures for better quality.
You should probably work more on anatomy and better shading before doing commissions
I’m not sure whether this is suspposed to be friendly constructive criticism or just nitpicking, but I should probably at this point clarify that most of the stuff that makes it onto my OC blog are doodles that I don’t put a whole lot of effort into. Here are some better examples of my work:
https://moistwentpostal.tumblr.com/post/165387391943/moist-von-lipwig-at-the-grand-reopening-of-the
https://moistwentpostal.tumblr.com/post/165121169638/two-shapeshifters-about-to-wreak-some-havoc-or
https://moistwentpostal.tumblr.com/post/155656627513/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-may-remember-me-from (this one’s rather old but i like how i drew the pose)
An updated commission post with some examples of my more current work. Click the pictures for better quality.
