@soulcoded : “ hold on. are you filling those squirt guns with fake blood? “
Elijah stopped what he was doing, the slow drip of the concoction of powdered sugar, cocoa powder, and food coloring stopping its flow. The dark red liquid was very clearly not water and already filled a large super soaker sitting on the counter while Elijah continued to pour the rest into the smaller guns. Slowly, he lowered the bottle and the gun onto the counter.
“ No... “ he answered just as slowly, narrowing his eyes a bit. He straightened up, put his hands on his hips, and looked almost offended, “ What, you think I’m so bored that I made a batch of edible, fake blood to go and prank CyberLife employees just because April Fools day is coming up? “ he scoffed, looking to the side as he picked up the big and the smaller gun he had filled, “ Please, Chloe. Do I look like a child? “ He shook his head as he walked past her and out of the room.
“ Could you imagine though? Maybe they’ll think they’ve actually been shot or something, “ he laughed, “ Man... “