#soulpie

[hannah--bug]

Having a tiny party with a new darkness friend

[hannah--bug]

Awkward giraffe baby? Yes please

[ricekripkes]

1,00,000... I have no idea what everyone's guessing but am I close?

good one

lower

[hereforpizza]

So I decided to look up Shrek fics and I'm crying and sobbing and I can't stop laughing. Some lines from them: "Fuck my basking shark jaw sized pussy harder with your ironing board sized cock!" ; But suddenly shrek felt an odd liquid dripping down his legs. Shrek realized what it was and screamed "Oh shite!" Then he suddenly lost all control of his bowls and brown mustard blasted out of his anus in a fantastic torrent of ass vomit... There's more but I just can't