#soup thots

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

A spell for summoning Soup:

Eye of chicken

Son of bitch

Gum of bear

Finger twitch

Steaming soup

Bubbly tea

Curse the moon

Stub your knee

By the pricking of mine ear

Y'all gon make me loose my mind

Up in here

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

*kazoos play the Titanic theme*

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

Happy 4th to my lovely 'Merican moots!

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

Reading through Wendy's profile: I should, uh, I should update that, um....hmmmm...

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

Look, if there's one thing I know about the victorians, it's that the number of dances at Hogwarts is too damn low during the Legacy era.

I declare an official headcanon that there are monthly dances in Hogsmead

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

No, Ismelda and Wendy do NOT get a swashbuckling girls spin-off adventure where a pirate and a merchant's daughters have an unlikely enemies to friends arc. No, no, no!

Cedric Diggory, what are you doing here? *swats him with a newspaper like a wack-a-mole*

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

Wendy *gesturing to Ben*: Why is he dressed like that, Soup?

Me *shrugging and walking away*

Wendy: Why is he dressed like a PIRATE?

Me *crying and throwing things*: I don't know!

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

On today's episode of where did my silly little side fic lead me? The migration routes of golden rays and logs for food stores on 18th century ships