Dec 9, 2023
Rovu: honestly it's so hard to dispose of people you genuinely despise these days. can't fight them, that's too horny. can't impale them on your blade, that's way too horny. guns? don't make me laugh. killing them with your bare hands? having gay sex would be less gay. really anything that draws blood is off the table. can't hit them with your car because that's a sex thing too. tying them to train tracks - rope, bondage, nope, that's out. tossing them off a cliff requires skin-to-skin contact. poisoning them is kind of like an indirect kiss if you think about it. and arranging an assassination is too obsessive it's like having a crush.