#rovuscious

[jaspydunx]

Happy pride month to these freaksss 😡

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Tyler: Um, I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... how do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?

Rovu: Listen, you don't know me, kid, so I'm gonna say this once: if I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

Tyler: Are you always this sentimental?Rovu: I had a good day.

[jaspydunx]

They make me insane

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Rovu: My assistance will be an unconditional act of beneviolence.

Tyler: Don't you mean benevolence?

Rovu: No.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Rovu: honestly it's so hard to dispose of people you genuinely despise these days. can't fight them, that's too horny. can't impale them on your blade, that's way too horny. guns? don't make me laugh. killing them with your bare hands? having gay sex would be less gay. really anything that draws blood is off the table. can't hit them with your car because that's a sex thing too. tying them to train tracks - rope, bondage, nope, that's out. tossing them off a cliff requires skin-to-skin contact. poisoning them is kind of like an indirect kiss if you think about it. and arranging an assassination is too obsessive it's like having a crush.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Zenblock: If I ever saw you do something that wasn't 90% selfish, I'd die of shock.

Rovuscious: That'd be reason enough for me.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Rovuscious: Zenblock, my old friend.

Zenblock: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Rovuscious: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Rovu: You seem very... At home, in your powers.

Roach: It took me a long time to get here. For a while I just kind of felt weird and gross.

Rovu: And now?

Roach: Now I feel weird and awesome!