#source: leverage

[lighthouse-heroes]

Lucanis: "Do you think the only thing I know how to do is kill people?" Rook: "No! ...Well, yeah." Lucanis: "Look, I hold the knife like this, it cuts through an onion. Hold a knife like this, it cuts through eight Venatori in four seconds. Screams, carnage." Lucanis: "People are like knives. It's all about context."

[running-with-the-feels]

It’s funny to remember that the Lin Kuei were canonically killers for hire, especially in the 1995 timeline (if you fudge things a bit)

Hanzo: Shang Tsung tried to kill us!

Kuai Liang: And more importantly, he didn’t pay u

Hanzo, incredulous: How is that more important?!

Kuai Liang, grinning: I take that personally

Hanzo:…..there’s something wrong with you

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Harry: *on the phone with Marcone while holding a goon in place* Why are you sending your second rate goons to kill me?

Second Rate Goon: *offended face*

Harry: If I'm not honest, how can you improve?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Peter saved my life. Twice! Peter: Once. And a half. Scott: How do you half save someone's life? Peter: I was the one that was sent to kill him, so I figure that only counts as half, right? Scott: That actually makes sense.

[darkfaegaming]

Rhiannon: "Going to plan B?"

Violet: "Technically, that would be plan G."

Rhiannon: "How many plans do we have? Is there a plan M?"

Violet: "Yeah, Dain dies in Plan M."

Xaden: "I like plan M!"

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Alice: Rio showed feelings?

Billy: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It’s hard to tell.

[youknowithappened]

Effie: You're the smartest man I know.

Haymitch: ...

Effie: Don't get cocky.

Haymitch: Too late for that.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Clorinde: Neuvillette showed feelings?

Wriothesley: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It's hard to tell.