#source: srubs

[yumemoose]

So far this game is kinda meh, but I keep playing for now (even if it’s just to see these two interacting)

[incorrectnwsl]

Marta: How are we going to get out of this? Sonnett, would you like to get your useless ideas out of the way first?

Emily Sonnett: Well thanks, Marta. Off the top of my head, I’d go reindeer stampede, astronaut attack, barbed wire chandelier, photoshop, poisonous sushi-

[batbrosbeforehoes]

Bruce: How are we going to get rid of It? Tim, would you like to get your useless ideas out of the way first?

Tim: Well thank you. Off the top of my head I’d go reindeer stampede, astronaut attack, barbed wire chandelier, photoshop, poisonous sushi-

Bruce: When you said photo shop did you mean use Photoshop to create an incriminating picture?

Tim: No. I meant we build an actual photo shop, or a chain of photo shops. We each manage one. We let time pass. Eventually, It has to have It’s film developed. It comes in, we all hop out, yell “Surprise!” and we beat It to death with baseball bats.

[incorrectnwsl]

Sydney Leroux *to Dom*: I don’t like spiders. If you see one, I want you to stomp it. I want you to stomp it dead, okay? I don’t want you to put it in a little cup and take it outside because it’ll just find its way back in, okay? They’re sneaky.

[incorrectnwsl]

Kristie Mewis: Sam, you're a simpleton.

Sam Mewis: That's funny 'cause I thought I was rubber and you were glue.

[incorrectnwsl]

Lindsey Horan: Who's your best friend?

Emily Sonnett: You are.

Lindsey: I know. I just wanted to hear it.

[what-life-is-really-like]

Eiffel: [in a bubble bath] My first day off in weeks. Only one thing could make it better, cranking up the Toto [starts singing "Africa"].