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lockhart: hi sorry if this is weird but are you one of the people who hate me 😭

snape: hi omg not weird at all! yes i am <3

Mulder *texting*: How do you roast a cobbler?

Scully *texting*: What? No. First of all, you HAVE to use a recipe

Scully *texting*: Look in my deserts binder by the microwave

Scully *texting*: Use the peaches, not the apples, because the peaches are starting to go bad

Scully *texting*: Check in the cabinet by the fridge for most of the spices you’ll need

Scully *texting*: PREHEAT the oven!!

Scully *texting*: Keep an eye on the timer. Don’t let it burn

Mulder *texting*: You make fun of his shoes

Scully *texting*: I hate you.

Luka: I wish there was something between us.

Hyuna: Me too.

Luka: Like what?

Hyuna: A wall.

Lithuania: Aren’t you supposed to be asleep?

Romano: *shrugs* I’m supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint.

Ben: I’m hungry.

Mal: then eat.

Ben: alright then. Open your legs.

You: About to eat now

Jerome: what r u gonna eat

You: Can u leave me alone for 5 fucking minutes

Goon: Is the Pink Panther a lion?

Ace: Say that again, but slower.

Goon: I don't get it?

Ace: He's the PINK PANTHER.

Goon: Okay?? But is he a lion?

Ace: Goon. He's a panther.

Goon: Is that a kind of lion?

Ace: No. It's a panther.

Goon: I just looked it up. They aren't pink?

Ace: AND LIONS ARE?!?

Minako: You remind me of the sun. Because you're pretty hot. Rei: Oh, I thought it's because I will literally kill you if you come too close to me.

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