#source: thebootydiaries

[claclatoris]

Hufflepuff: I just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

[claclatoris]

Gryffindor: my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

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dave, swimming: wow this is amazing i love the ocean

dave, when seaweed touches his foot: i imagine death so much it feels more like memory

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dave, texting rose at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

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dave: look at this meme real quick

[writinrealslow]

Manuela: Call a cleric! I've been stabbed!

Sylvain: Aw, that sucks! I wish I was there to cuddle you! :)

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terezi: YOUR3 UND3R 4RR3ST

vriska: No I’m not!!!!!!!!

terezi: SH1T

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rose, who lives hundreds of miles away from dave: I made food.

dave: can i have some

rose, who lives hundreds of miles away from dave: Yes.

dave, hearing spaghetti thwap against the receiver: thanks

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dave: bro is my fanny pack ruining my fit , be honest

sollux: nah bro. u good bro

dave: love u bro u complete my world,