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[bwaybby09]

Sam: You know, if you weren’t always stabbing your team players in the back, I’d think you’d actually be a pretty good team player.

Gabriel: I stab people in the back because of my past. Basically, people really like to throw me under the bus. So I learned, when the going gets tough, throw everybody you love under the nearest bus.

Sam: Wait, the nearest bus?

Gabriel: That’s what I said.

Sam: So, figurative bus or literal bus?

Gabriel: Potato, Po-tah-to.

Sam: Potato, po-WHAT?!

[boat-of-losers]

Ezekiel: Started from the bottom and somehow managed to get even lower

[soullessbullshit]

Razum-dar: Hey, no. What did we say about punching people?

Veya: Uuuuuuugh...!

Veya: "Punching people's mean, and mean cannot be seen..."

Razum-dar: Good.

Veya: "And if you're mean while being seen, I will rip out your spleen."

Razum-dar: Okay, you made that part up.

[bwaybby09]

(The Thunderbolts in Avengers Doomsday):

Bob: If there’s one thing you guys have taught me, there is a way to stop him…

…We’ll Hug. It. Out.

Thunderbolts:

Walker: Yelena, I hate to be the one to say this, but I think you’ve just doomed us all.

[boat-of-losers]

Scott: Don’t break somebody’s heart, they only have one of those…

Scott:

Scott: Break their bones! They have 206 of those bad boys!