#marvel incorrect quotes

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *gently taps the table*

Frank: *taps the table back*

MJ: What are they doing?

Peter: *used to their shit* Morse code.

Y/N: *aggressively taps table*

Frank: *pushing his chair back and slamming his hands down* YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK-

[yelenaenthusiast]

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[hurtspideyparker]

Tony: I'm buying you a Rolex

Peter: What, why! That's way too excessive

Tony: You need a proper watch

Peter: I have a proper watch *shows off children's Spider-Man watch*

Tony: That is not a watch, that's an embarrassment

Peter: Just wait till you see this—*presses button so it flashes coloured lights* bet your dumb Rolex can't do that

Tony: It can't, and if it did I'd return it

Peter: Sounds like you've never been kidnapped in the dark with nothing but this bad boy to try and pick the lock with. And those suckers said it was too worthless to take, pft

Tony: ...Why do you create more problems for me every time we have a conversation?

[fake-tweets]

[coffeeandjuice]

Bucky every 2 seconds: …You know, Sam—

The rest of the Thunderbolts*: oh my fucking god please stop talking

[trickarrows-bishop]

[lethargical-lily]

I folded and made a Stony version

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: [clicks pen]

Y/N: [clicks pen in response]

Steve: Stop that.

Tony: Stop what?

Steve: You're talking about me in morse code.

Tony, sarcastically: Yes, that's exactly what we're doing.

Tony: In our very limited time, we took a class in a very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you behind your back. Congrats, you've figured us out.

Y/N, whispering to Thor: That's exactly what we did.