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[nhlbadimagines]

You and Sidney Crosby go on a date. He wears a suit and his yellow crocs. At the end when he dropped you off back home, he doesn’t kiss you. Just gives you a pat the head and says “you croc my world.” He leaves.

this imagine crocs my world too

[incorrect-wow-quotes1]

Not sure if you're aware but both Sylvanas and Jaina are straight... they both had relatoinships with men.

t. Nathanos

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

I don’t always plot world domination and then get my butt handed to me by a ten year old, but when I do, I throw a fit about it and blame it on my grunts.

Literally every villain

[nhlbadimagines]

This is like the sixth imagine I’ve given you I’m just full of great ideas:

You come out of your surgery. You ask the doctor where your boyfriend, Travis Konecny, is. “Who do you think gave you the innie?” Your doctor says. You are forever going to be grateful for Travis’ belly button.

now travis and gritty have matching belly buttons

[nhlbadimagines]

Imagine: Nathan MacKinnon is your indoor boyfriend and Matthew Tkachuk is your outdoor boyfriend

who’s the in-the-car boyfriend

[nhlbadimagines]

Imagine: Connor McDavid wears a seatbelt while he walks.

That’s it.

That’s the entire thought.

safety comes first

[nhlbadimagines]

Picture this: You wake up to a sharp pain on your butt, assuming it is your boyfriend Sidney, you tell him to wait till morning to mess around. When it doesn't stop, you turn your head to look at him. Crouched beside you with a knife he says, "I must have the thiccest ass in Nova Scotia."

he must