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[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

[Partner and Hero watching a Recruit complete a Dungeon to determine if they’re a good fit for the team]

Partner: Look at him. Look at him!

Hero: Mate, he’s making short work of everyone who comes out of that tunnel.

Partner: Oh mate, I remember you were in this situation. I saw you kill three men that day, and I was so proud. Genuinely, as a father, not that I’m a father, but I’m proud.

Emolga: Do you want to be a father, Partner?

Partner: Eh, only if my son is as good at fighting enemies as Hero.

[ladies-and-gentlebugs]

Before I met Francis, I was 100% straight. Now... I'm 80% gay, but just for Francis.

-- Slim

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Before I met Partner, I was 100% Straight. Now… I’m 80% Gay… but just for Partner.

Hero, probably.

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

[On their way to the Hidden Land]

Partner: This is perfect! Just keep straight.

Lapras: That’s hard, Partner, what if you see a really attractive boy?

Partner: Well, I mean, then that’s a question you’ve gotta ask yourself. That’s not for me to answer.

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Hero: Can I go to the bathroom now?

Chatot: No!

Hero: That’s not fair.

Chatot: What’s not fair?

Hero: You can’t make me do that.

Chatot: What it’s called is ‘Extortion’

Hero: Yeah!

Chatot: Yeah.

Hero: I gotta pay you 800 Poké so I can go to the bathroom.

Chatot: I said 800 Poké buys your bladder freedom.

Croagunk: Yeah, supply and demand.

Chatot: Yeah.

[Later]

Hero: Partner, help me go to the toilet.

Chatot: It just became 1600.

Hero: Oh no!

Partner: What?!

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Corphish: Fucking hell, how did you’s two get here so fast?

Corphish: How did you’s two get here so fast?

Corphish: How did you’s two get here so fast?

Chatot: What are you chatting?! Stop saying the same thing over again!

Hero: How did you’s two get here so fast?

Chatot: Shut the fuck up.

Partner: How did you’s two get here so fast?

Chatot: Kill yourselves.

Hero: How did you’s two get here so fast?

Chatot, giving in: How did you’s two get here so fast?

Hero: How did you two… get so fast..

Corphish: Mate, it’s not a tongue-twister.

Chatot: It is when you say it, Mate.

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Partner: You always have to show up even when there’s nothing to do.

Pancham: Mate, I do always show up, so don’t give me that.

Partner: You just gave it to yourself..

Pancham: Apart from my Nan’s 90th birthday, I’ve come every day, and I think that’s a reasonable reason to not come.

Hero: No. There’s no point celebrating birthdays, you have on every year and I’m sure your Nan has loads more.

Pancham: Mate…

Hero: Maybe 3 or 4 but, y'know.

Pancham: Maaate!

Deerling: Aww, that’s brutal.

Partner: Mate, you can’t say that.

Pancham: Mate, I love my Nan!

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Hero: How did we do that dungeon so well, I never do dungeons that well.

Chatot: It’s cause you’re a beast, mate. You’re just too good.

Loudred: Suck some dick more, Chatot.

Chatot: Mate I will, if it gets our explorers to do better, I will choke on dick all day.

Loudred: You heard it here first, Chatot chokes on dick!

Chatot: If the morale is up, my head is down.

Partner: Is that what you call a dick, Morale?