#source: md

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-Gwi ma is watching live footage of the flight crew slacking off and getting drunk-

“To synergy!” *starts chugging a cup of battery acid*

“Check it out! Zero productivity! Ahahahaha!” *trips over the flower pot*

“I’ve got an action item for ya.” *burps as loud as he can before smirking, proud of himself*

*Singing off key* I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!

*hanging out with a couple of skeletons, and talking to them* We sooooo don’t work for HUNTR/X. I *hic* just tell them that.”

Gwi ma: “… I am surrounded by idiots…”

[incorrect-edmontonoilers]

Connor McDavid: If you’re not willing to look stupid, nothing great is ever going to happen to you.

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Rumi: *standing in front of a mirror when her patterns appear suddenly*

The pilot, peering around the corner of the cockpit: “That’s weird and concerning!”

Rumi: “Bite me! This is probably YOU weirdos’ fault!”

The pilot, as his own patterns appear: “I’ve never seen (those patterns) before~ ! Wanna do an autopsy to find out?”

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The pilot, picking up the ringing phone: “Heeeeeeeey, Boss…”

Gwi-ma: “Captain. My favorite, little helper. Please provide the deeds.”

The pilot: “We’re exceeding all benchmarks. Quotas are up, bodies are stacked. We’re ship shape. Want me to schedule a follow up?”

Gwi-ma: “How about in person? It has been some time, Captain… and I am eager to see your professional smile.”

The pilot: “…” *about to hang up the phone*

Gwi-ma: “Anxiety detected. Do not be afraid, Captain. You’re aligned with the correct side. It was the only rational calculation. Wouldn’t you agree?”

The pilot: “… Yes…”

-The scene cuts to the pilot hyperventilating before pulling himself together, and sitting on the floor with the actual (now deceased) pilot’s blazer in his hands. He wraps his tail around himself for comfort and holds the blazer close, sniffing it-

Remember… these guys were just as much a victim to Gwi-ma’s tyranny as HUNTR/X and the Saja Boys

My coworker, Michael, and I were actually talking about how well a KPDH and MD crossover would work out a couple days ago👀

@dreamyolk @yrnharpo

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Zoey, seeing Rumi go full demon mode, and attack Mira: “Holy crap. What is she doing?”

Ji-hoo: “This isn’t what I expected at all! Perhaps we should…?”

Zoey: *loud groaning before she and Ji-hoo decide to step in*

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*Celine and the pilot are peering around the corner of a dimly lit hallway where a giggling baby is laying*

Celine: “… Shoot the baby immediately?”

The pilot, drawing out his pistol: “THAT’S NOT SOON ENOUGH!” *starts firing*

Funny thing is… this guy very well could have had a gun somewhere in the cockpit…

@dreamyolk

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*preparing to use his flame powers on Celine… when it backfires by manifesting as heart shaped fireballs*

The pilot: “AH! My mind’s in a weird place! Don’t read into this!”

Celine: *fires a missile at him*

The pilot: *GIRLISH SCREAMING WHEN IT EXPLODES*

THIS ACTUALLY WORKS OUT SO WELL SINCE N WAS THE PILOT OF THE SPACESHIP CARRYING HIM, J, AND V FROM EARTH! THEY’VE EVEN GOT THE SAME COLORS!! (black and yellow caution tape on N’s wrists and ankles; black and yellow shoulder bands/epaulettes on the pilot’s shirt to signify his rank as captain). Both of them also fucked up by crashing their crafts. Whether it be intentional or not….. 🙂‍↕️

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Ji-hoo, after Zoey slaps him across the face with the dismembered arm of one of the original flight crew members: “… Did you just slap me with that arm?” ☺️

Zoey: “Holy crap. It talks.”