#source: piofiore

[otomeincorrectquotes]

If this were a lie, you'd do a better job at making it sound real.

Van Helsing to Lupin

[aeipathcy]

Mikel: Don't touch my food. Don't you think there's poison in it?

Randel: If you're asking me, that must mean there isn't. Besides, you didn't even know I was visiting, so there's no way you could've poisoned it.

Mikel: ...