Otome Games Incorrectly Quoted

Incorrect quotes for various otome games. Spoiler warning. Updates sporadically. UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

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Aleister: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.

Van Helsing: Great! [Shoots him]

Aleister: I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I'm not a moron.

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Itsuki: [After a peaceful conversation with Mikoto] You were watching, I take it.

Nanami: Yes.

Itsuki: You see us fight?

Heishi: No.

Itsuki: Trap.

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Ignis: I had an out - hell, I had every reason in the universe to leave her.

Canus: Not your way, Ignis.

Ignis: I have a way? [Thinks] Is that better than a plan?

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Gil: Leg's good, it'll bleed plenty and we avoid any necessary organs.

Lili: I was thinking more of a graze.

Gil: Well, you don't want it to look like you just gave up.

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If this were a lie, you'd do a better job at making it sound real.

Van Helsing to Lupin