#source: sheldon

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Rocky: The modifier, in this case, is HASHED. They are BROWNS, and they've been HASHED.

Bullwinkle: That's ridiculous. No one calls them "BROWNS".

Bullwinkle: They're "HASH", and have been browned.

Rocky: If they've been browned, why don't we call them "browned hash"?

Rocky: They are HASHED BROWNS.

Bullwinkle: No! It's HASH!

Bullwinkle: …with brown bits in it.

Bullwinkle: HASH BROWNS.

Bullwinkle: IN ANY CASE…

Bullwinkle: (to a nearby waiter) SIR? We didn't order this linguistic train wreck.

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Hop Pop: You spend all day digging and planting and obsessin' over your garden.

Hop Pop: But when it's done, the most amazin' feeling washes over you.

(Beat)

Sprig: Pride?

Hop Pop: (feeling his back) Tremendous, tremendous back pain.

Hop Pop: …I've been crouched over all day.

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Daffy: Oooo! Baking cookies, eh?

Porky: Eh-suh-seh-eeh-suh-seh-Sure am.

Daffy: Hey.

Daffy: Wait a minute.

Daffy: You ain't baking.

Daffy: You're just cooking up chunks of extruded cookie log.

Daffy: I don't think pre-made stumps of cookie matter qualify as "baking".

Porky: So you duh-dee-eh-duh-dee-don't want any?

Daffy: (shocked) WHOA WHOA WHOA.

Daffy: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

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Calvin: What marketing genius came up with the name "Fish Stick"? Those two words should never be combined.

Calvin: "Do you enjoy fish, but wish it had more of the down-home flavor of a stick?"

Hobbes: "Are you pining for more pine in your seafood?"

Calvin: "Why not branch out and try our new, treemendously tasty Fish Sticks!"

Hobbes: "Go on, give it a try - just for the halibut!"

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Mr. Krabs, regarding Patrick: That boy may be as dumb as a brick… but DEAR LORD HE'S A LOVEABLE BRICK.

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Gonzo: How would you escape a mean snake?

Rizzo: I would run fast.

Gonzo: WRONG. Snakes can move quick.

Rizzo: I would jump in a body of water.

Gonzo: WRONG. Snakes can swim.

Rizzo: I would climb a tree.

Gonzo: WRONG. Snakes can climb trees.

Rizzo: I would book an expensive flight to Paris.

Gonzo: WRONG. Snakes love travel, and have a ton of miles.

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Gerald: So, you can be "underwhelmed" and you can be "overwhelmed". But can you be "whelmed"?

Arnold: ...

Arnold: Maybe?

Gerald: "Maybe"?

Gerald: I am whelmed by your response.

Arnold: I'm moderately whelmed.

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I.Q. Ickley: (holding a corn dog) I will now send undulating waves of electromagnetic energy through this comestible dish, causing its molecules to vibrate, and thus, heat up.

(beat)

Dick Dastardly: Can't you just say "I'm gonna microwave my corn dog" like a normal kid?