Incorrect Anything Quotes

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Arnold: Are you saying I'm a liar?

Helga: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, really.

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Paige: I'd be a great model. What does Christine Brinkley have that I don't have?

Peter and Jason, in unison: Billy Joel.

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Sulley: Isn't that like your fourth cup of coffee?

Mike: Yup. Mondays, am I right?

Sulley: It's Friday.

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Dudley: Okay, in my defense-

Kitty: You have no defense! You're an idiot!

Dudley: That was a big part of my defense.

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Daisy, to Donald: We should spend the day at a museum.

Donald: (cheerfully) Sounds like fun!

Donald, horrified, to Mickey: Why did I say that?

Mickey: She's wearing that perfume you like.

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(Rizzo is cooking)

Pepe: (approaches) What's this?

Rizzo: It's called fondue. It's melted cheese that you can dip stuff in!

Pepe: Ooh, what kind of stuff?

Rizzo: (holding up a cheese platter) I was thinking more cheese.

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Penelope: Can we at least know what you're doing down there?

Dastardly: We're certainly not building anything sinister, if that's what you mean. Come on, Muttley. Something sinister won't build itself.

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Muffy: If I ran the country, things would be a lot better.

Muffy: Well, for me, anyway.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[scary-noodlesblog]

Please potato

[jadyn2303]

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

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Satchel: (watching TV)

Bucky: (walks in) What's on TV tonight, Satch?

Satchel: Nothing.

Bucky: (stares at the TV)

Bucky: (whacks Satchel on the back of the head) Then turn it ON, stupid.

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Top Cat: There's all this cooperating, all this caring. We're like a cooperating caring unit of some kind.

Benny: Like… a family?

Top Cat: Yeah. Like on TV.

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Panini: Hey, Chowder, will you walk me to the market?

Chowder: Why? Did you forget how to get there?

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"Did it hurt? When I told you to Google it and I was right?"

- Jason Fox

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Hobbes, to Calvin: I hate saying "I told you so"…

Hobbes: Ah, who am I kidding? I love saying it.

Hobbes: I TOLD YOU SO!

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Rabbit: If someone close to you noticed that you had some faults, would you want them pointed out to you?

Eeyore: Well, sure… I guess so…

Rabbit, cheerfully: Then, here we go!

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Sherman: I thought we were friends!

Fillmore: Yeah, but friends can disagree.

Sherman: No they can't!

Fillmore: But you disagreed with me right there.

Sherman: …oh, you are crafty.

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Bear: Is everything okay?

Tutter: If by "okay", you mean that my life is a meaningless black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

Bear: That's not at all what I meant by "okay".