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"I don't want a challenge. I want a nap."

- Garfield

#incorrect quotes #incorrect garfield quotes #garfield #source: lizzie mcguire

Fry, regarding Bender: I can't believe he just ran off like that!

Leela: Really? What part of that was out of character for him?

Fry: …fair enough.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect futurama quotes #philip j. fry #bender bending rodriguez #turanga leela #source: SAO abridged

(Marge is gardening)

Homer: Oh no… are you at it again? Every spring you plant all sorts of stuff, and every year you're disappointed.

Homer: Birds eat your seeds, you overwater, and your gardens always turn out horrible.

Homer: Why do you do this to yourself?

(Beat)

Marge: Hope springs eternal, I guess.

Homer: Yeah, but your plants don't. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect simpsons quotes #homer simpson #marge simpson #source: sheldon

Pupert: READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

Maggie: Are you playing hide and seek with someone?

Pupert: Oh, no. I'm just telling the world.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect buzz on maggie quotes #pupert pesky #maggie pesky #source: liz climo

Johnny: Dukey, you were right. You were right about everything.

Dukey: I know, but I need you to be more specific.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect johnny test quotes #johnny test #dukey the dog #source: king of the hill

Bugs: You have a habit of speaking in the third person.

Taz: Taz does?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect looney tunes quotes #bugs bunny #taz the tasmanian devil #source: sesame street

"I've never dreamed we could have so much fun and still be suitable for young audiences!"

- Yakko Warner

#incorrect quotes #incorrect animaniacs quotes #yakko warner #source: sam and max

Po: Does the awesome kung fu master want a banana?

Monkey: Oh, I see! Because I am a monkey you asume I want a banana. I'm glad to see that animals are still so charmingly racist.

Po: Relax, buddy. I'm just making sure you're getting enough potassium.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect kung fu panda quotes #po the panda #master monkey #source: sam and max

General Monger: B.O.B., allow me to be frank.

B.O.B.: Okay, Frank. Allow ME to be B.O.B.

General Monger: I'm General Monger.

B.O.B.: I thought you said your name was Frank.

General Monger: (irritated) SHUT UP, B.O.B.!

B.O.B.: All right, Frank.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect monsters vs. aliens quotes #general wr monger #B.O.B.#source: the adventures of rocky and bullwinkle

Rat: Ugh, this guy will not stop emailing me.

Rat: Take a hint.

Goat: Who is it?

Rat: My boss.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect pearls before swine quotes #rat #goat #source: liz climo

Chowder: There's a fish that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Gazpacho's relationship with his mother and think "That's messed up."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect chowder quotes #chowder #gazpacho #source: modern family

"My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?"

- Pops

#incorrect quotes #incorrect regular show quotes #pops maellard #source: invader zim

(Nick and Judy are interrogating Duke Weaselton)

Nick: Talk right now or else I will go to your house and eat your shower curtain.

Duke: My shower curtain is made of glass…

Nick: Well, crunchity-munchity then, you think that'll stop me?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect zootopia quotes #nick wilde #duke weaselton #source: unknown

"Why is there always a law against everything I wanna do?"

- Calvin

#incorrect quotes #incorrect calvin and hobbes quotes #calvin #source: the amazing world of gumball

Skippy: So, why do they call you "Little John"? You're gigantic!

Little John: That's the joke.

Skippy:

Skippy: Eh, I don't get it.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect robin hood quotes #incorrect disney quotes #little john #skippy rabbit #source: amphibia

Porky, after a long work week: Fuh-freh-eeh-fruh-freh-Friday night. Time to puh-peh-eeh-puh-peh-party.

Porky: (now in bed reading a book)

#incorrect quotes #incorrect looney tunes quotes #porky pig #source: liz climo

B.P. Richfield: You're lucky you still have a job.

Earl: Oh? And here I thought it was my overwhelming confidence.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dinosaurs quotes #b.p. richfield #earl sinclair #source: savage chicknes

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